AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

A new signing called Ylber Ramadani
Plays fitba in the style o' proper mannie.
Donsdaft reserves comment
Awaitin his moment
tae declare him a mannie wi a fanny!

[Donanddusted]

A new signing called Ylber Ramadani
Plays fitba in the style o' proper mannie.
Donsdaft reserves comment
Awaitin his moment
tae declare him a mannie wi a fanny!

Burns would be proud.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Burns would be proud.

Hemen ,,, if he turns in eez fkn grave ... it'll be at least a reaction

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lim'ricks are governed by meter
Essential as Paul is to Peter
Anapestic preferred
But some here have erred
And totally fuucked up scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc almost as criminal to language scholars as the actions of a wife-beater.

Ace min .... yer now regarded in my non-existent book as a creative writer as well as a 'rock hard toldie up the airse' grammar nazi! ... respect!

[57vintage]

^^^^
Very good.
9.5

[pieandbovrilman]

Once again the Dons borrow a Tim
And it’s gone doon a storm with oor Jim
C’mon Dave min be flash
Start spending some cash
The pishy pants are smelling quite grim

[TheDeeDon]

Dave min, fit have yeh done.
Signed another tim on loan, but at least it's nae a hun.
You have Reed John spouting mair pi sh than usual and the season has no begun.
and to pi8S him aff even mair, you signed a defender fae Wycombe.

[Donanddusted]

Pam Ayres would be spinning in her grave.
If she was dead.

[redscot]

Pam Ayres would be spinning in her grave.
If she was dead.

Thats the worst one yet.

[nice1simmy]

There was a man called Red John
Who pretended he was a don
He's full of sh!te cos he's really green and white
Thats why the hat told him "be gone"