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FFS, the statement sacking Gove refers to him as ‘a snake’. He’s a right cuunt, but comparing him to Ryan Jack might just be a bit strong.
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Talking of which, vintage, every time I see Cameron Norrie on TV, I see a sort of "cleaned up" version of "you know who".
Poor b@stard! Imagine looking like him!?
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This is all even funnier than I thought it would be.
There must have been some fair tantrums going on at number 10 last night.
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Not sure who you have in mind as a doppelganger. His girlfriend (Pics? From a phone? Behave yersel) is easy on the cataract-free eye though.Originally Posted by Donanddusted
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He reminds me of RJ.
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Right. I’ll take another look. The Snake just looks like a hun now, albeit one assembled from bits rescued from the bucket outside the Poor Cuunts That Are Hideously-Mutilated Cosmetic Surgery Theatre.
Is there a sportswear manufacturer whose logo is a snake, or am I thinking of Lacoste’s toothy reptile?
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Venum?
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A bunch of eco warriors occupied part of Aberdeen Harbour today.
The police issued the following statement
"Police Scotland is a rights-based organisation that puts our values of integrity, fairness, respect and a commitment to upholding human rights at the heart of everything we do. This means that we will protect the rights of people who wish to peacefully protest or counter-protest, balanced against the rights of the wider community."
" A rights based organisation" WTF.
Is it just me being naive or should that say "a commitment to upholding the law at the heart of everything we do"
Plod are really losing the plot
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Corporate babble means nothing, whichever side it's from.
It's meant to mean nothing, people are paid well to make sure it means nothing.
Even if it could be construed to mean anything, it wouldn't matter because nobody could possibly listen or read past word three.
What they really meant was " you're nicked mate, we've got you bang to rights"
"Bang to rights" never actually meant anything either but at least you knew you were dealing with the law.
Last edited by donsdaft; 31-07-2022 at 06:56 PM.
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PCs gone mad
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