Sturgeonland

[Shetland Don]

That's exactly the sort of thing a guilty person would say.

?!

[Donanddusted]

?!

I see.
You've got an accomplice.

[InversneckieDob]

I see.
You've got an accomplice.

Yeah, there's a few angles to be looked at here.

[Donanddusted]

I have every faith in you to crack the case.

[InversneckieDob]

I have every faith in you to crack the case.

It's a team effort......always.

[57vintage]

Anent its difficulties with *double-entry book-keeping, and Johnston Carmichael’s “fûck this for a game of bean counters” retreat from the conflagration, apparently The Party “has already warned the Electoral Commission it is having ‘difficulty’ in finding a new firm”.

Wasn’t there one founded in 2012 following the hilarious disintegration of the old version?

*advice on double-entry may be available from MPs Hosie and MacNeil, and the fragrant Ms Cowdy ((I wid, but you’d need to send in Taylors Industrial Cleaning first). Rules? Why, certainly.

[donsdaft]

Reading ( well the word reading might be slightly misleading) the Sunday papers and I see the police are now closing in on the SNP’s purchase of a fridge freezer.

Did their extravagance know no bounds?

[Shetland Don]

Reading ( well the word reading might be slightly misleading) the Sunday papers and I see the police are now closing in on the SNP’s purchase of a fridge freezer.

Did their extravagance know no bounds?

I’m also hearing that luxury pens, designer pots and pans as well as the fridge freezer are the subject of ongoing police investigations - I’m hoping that they might also find a couple of fit-for-purpose Shetland-Orkney-Aberdeen ferries that were promised and on their way to us but because we at least have ferries I’m not holding my breath.

[Shetland Don]

Anent its difficulties with *double-entry book-keeping, and Johnston Carmichael’s “fûck this for a game of bean counters” retreat from the conflagration, apparently The Party “has already warned the Electoral Commission it is having ‘difficulty’ in finding a new firm”.

Wasn’t there one founded in 2012 following the hilarious disintegration of the old version?

*advice on double-entry may be available from MPs Hosie and MacNeil, and the fragrant Ms Cowdy ((I wid, but you’d need to send in Taylors Industrial Cleaning first). Rules? Why, certainly.

Can just hear Nicola saying - “can you nae just make it ****in’ bawance?” The auditors resigned way back in October, 2022! Accountants are generally keen on new clients but there are no takers, curiously - it might be to do with the duty to report financial irregularities to the authorities? The Electoral Commission will soon have to get involved.

[donsdaft]

There may well be things to investigate, there probably are.

But the police? They never let you down.

It’s like that scene from life of brian when heaps of police search a very small room and come out having found a spoon ( or a fork)