Sturgeonland

[Shetland Don]

Can just hear Nicola saying - “can you nae just make it ****in’ bawance?” The auditors resigned way back in October, 2022! Accountants are generally keen on new clients but there are no takers, curiously - it might be to do with the duty to report financial irregularities to the authorities? The Electoral Commission will soon have to get involved.

Donations fwom membews £600,000 Fwidge Fewwzew £5,000
Luxuwy motorhome £100,000
Rolex watches, his and hers £15,000
Gold pens, assortment of £3,000
Miscellaneous gardening items £25,000
Indy Ref 2 leaflets £26.50

The donations should have appeared on the left - all the rest in the right column.

[Mason89]

Wonder what column the money raised from Scottish Labours ‘let’s stay in the single market’ campaign is sitting in.

I’m sure the police will be along with the tents…any minute now

[claw84]

This thread is phucking hilarious, come the day they make an award winning TV drama out of it. (comedy of course) The SNP ( The Simply Nutty Party)

[donsdaft]

Ah we've attracted a real nutter.


One which is no doubt preparing for a coronation.

No missing money there.

[InversneckieDob]

As I said about 150 posts ago, it's time to congratulate the SNP.
They're now idestinguishable from the main UK political parties.
A victory of sorts I'd opine.

[Shetland Don]

This thread is phucking hilarious, come the day they make an award winning TV drama out of it. (comedy of course) The SNP ( The Simply Nutty Party)

It’s very funny in a sense but we shouldn’t forget, however easy that often is, that the SNP are supposed to be running Scotland. That’s the day job if you like but they seemingly can’t even manage their own internal budget. Shambles.

[57vintage]

As I said about 150 posts ago, it's time to congratulate the SNP.
They're now idestinguishable from the main UK political parties.
A victory of sorts I'd opine.

Some of us saw through the poor rhetoric, cronyism, and control-freakery a long time ago. I’d always assumed they had the required financial probity built in, though. Let’s see what the outcomes are of current investigations.

[stewarty27]

Wonder what column the money raised from Scottish Labours ‘let’s stay in the single market’ campaign is sitting in.

I’m sure the police will be along with the tents…any minute now

Yup ! good shout. Also did we ever get to the bottom of the Tories "dark money" Did the secretive The Scottish Unionist Association Trust ever have tents outside their door ? Monies supposed to be for pro-brexit campaigning funnelled through the DUP ending up in the Scottish Tories coffers,

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/...eclare-income/

[Shetland Don]

Yup ! good shout. Also did we ever get to the bottom of the Tories "dark money" Did the secretive The Scottish Unionist Association Trust ever have tents outside their door ? Monies supposed to be for pro-brexit campaigning funnelled through the DUP ending up in the Scottish Tories coffers,

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/...eclare-income/

The police are investigating the SNP and solely the SNP - their defence won’t be in what others were fined for more than three years ago.

[claw84]

Ah we've attracted a real nutter.


One which is no doubt preparing for a coronation.

No missing money there.

Correct, for I am just a country boy money I have none, but I have silver in the stars and gold in the morning sSun.