AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lookin forward tae facin the joots,
An' hope we can settle disputes,
if we're 'takin a knee'
best way let's agree
is 'heid first' wi the studs o' oor boots!

[NaeMairNeeps]

An auld radge, a follower o' Keith
cursed his ill fittin lower false teeth.
til he found to his joy,
it was wise to deploy
a big dad o' cheap bog roll aneath

[Don Julio]

That's brilliant. Can't help but wonder where the inspiration comes from! The new Spike Milligan/Pam Ayers.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Despite our superior skill,
expectations we failed to fulfill.
The back o' the net,
the ba' never met,
but we slaughtered the pikeys nil-nil.

[afc1903mad]

Despite our superior skill,
expectations we failed to fulfill.
The back o' the net,
the ba' never met,
but we slaughtered the pikeys nil-nil.

The players tried what they could to a man
I thought they would score afore lang
But it wisnae a bus
Parked in front of us
It was a bloody big Jute caravan

[Don Julio]

A Haiku rather than a limerick:

Ninety minutes of
Seeming certain to score goals
And yet we didn't

[afc1903mad]

A Haiku rather than a limerick:

Ninety minutes of
Seeming certain to score goals
And yet we didn't

Analyzing it, it was a game of two halves and we couldn’t score in either of them. 😜

[RED_JOHN]

Big Joe in the match only had one thing to do
Save a shot from United when clean through
Scott Wright is a lively player but missed a few
But yet again so did the rest of the crew
We really should be beating the Jutes because they are pooh

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons and the jutes drew nil nil
For Dandies it wis a bitter pill
The pikeys really are crap
We hope they fall doon the trap
Of relegation once again , they surely will

[afc1903mad]

Big Joe in the match only had one thing to do
Save a shot from United when clean through
Scott Wright is a lively player but missed a few
But yet again so did the rest of the crew
We really should be beating the Jutes because they are pooh

Hehe, sums you up RedJohn.
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