M-m-m-my Corona…

[rico94]

We’re not an island, we’ve got the f’uckin English to the south of us.

Even though we have the guffs to the south of us we are still an island who should be able to contain the virus a lot better than an entire continent.

If they stopped flights from Europe and Asia a month ago it wouldn’t be as bad here,yet they are still letting flights in from Europe and Asia now.

[donsdaft]

B’ollocks

[rico94]

What’s b’ollocks?

That they are still letting flights come in from Europe and Asia?

[donsdaft]

No
It’s b’ollocks how quickly folk start to blame outsiders.

I came into the country 14 days ago so presumably it’s all my fault.

People travel, get used to it.


Edit : I see that farmers are looking to fly in 90,000 Eastern Europeans to pick fruit and veg that otherwise will rot in the fields.

Stuff your brexit up your a’rse you English b’astards.

[redscot]

The adverts that are on tv, is that guy Chris Whitty ok?

Looks ill to me and has a few bits of velcro on his head.

Thanks for the advice Chris.

Edit: he might not be well, sorry.

[Mason89]

The adverts that are on tv, is that guy Chris Whitty ok?

Looks ill to me and has a few bits of velcro on his head.

Thanks for the advice Chris.

Edit: he might not be well, sorry.

The virus seems to be very focused on senior accountable government officials

[57vintage]

Double Nelson avoidance post. You’re welcome.

How’s the herd immunity approach going, Cummings you ****ing **** of ****ville, **** County, the State of that ****?

[InversneckieDob]

Double Nelson avoidance post. You’re welcome.

How’s the herd immunity approach going, Cummings you ****ing **** of ****ville, **** County, the State of that ****?

No strong feelings then?

[57vintage]

No strong feelings then?

Certainly not. As if.

Just doing my willow and leatherly duty.

[donsdaft]

Things are looking bleak.