things that p*ss you off

[StandfreeFM]

The kind of people who talk KPIs with their bosses are they type of cnuts (Bohemian looking, normally) who crawl up the aforementioned bosses ass, usually whilst supping a latte, in Starbucks.

Noted but not really surprised. Informed the boss of this and he says he will bring it up at your 360% appraisal in June.

[57vintage]

Noted but not really surprised. Informed the boss of this and he says he will bring it up at your 360% appraisal in June.

People who don’t know the difference between 360% and 360°. 😉

[StandfreeFM]

People who don’t know the difference between 360% and 360°. ��

Baws, that's me failed then. Rookie error

[Pacman1903]

People who speak using constant management jargon thinking it makes them sound more important

"touch base". "conscious of the time", "moving the goalposts", "ping me" and the f@cking rest.

Tossers

[its_a_goal]

People who speak using constant management jargon thinking it makes them sound more important

"touch base". "conscious of the time", "moving the goalposts", "ping me" and the f@cking rest.

Tossers

I saw a memo on this and it said, in a message, unless you are one of the Four Tops, do not include the words Reach Out” in any correspondence.

[mondo_notion]

Had to put up a coat hanger set today.... Feckin rawl plugs again

[Pacman1903]

Ive always been one to be pissed of with c@nts who film gigs on their phone. Every single person who has ever done it is a selfish w@nker

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/wat...uring-concert/

Dinna be filming Judas Priest or Rob Halford will sort you out. That video made my day

[DodHagi]

1 mile tailbacks on B roads during rush hour because some f*cking bellpiece fancies cycling to work using the centre of the lane. Evil Kinevil sh:t by every driver in the long slow queue behind him trying to get past him one-by-one.
The sooner we get cycle lanes on all our roads the better.
I think its good that folk are getting on their bikes, its good for their health and saves them a few quid. Terrific.
The environmental argument is f*cked tho with the increase in time its taking all those cars getting to their work cos of the cyclist.

[Mason89]

I agree but brace yourself for the incoming cyclist backlash

[InversneckieDob]

There's quite a few "fundamentalist" cyclists out there who would still use the roads even if there's a cycle path, they think it's some kinda human rights ****.