
Originally Posted by
ragingpup
Thought the heavy drinking inspired my gameplay yesterday so just carried on drinking in the clubhouse overnight and sneaked a flask of single malt onto the bat carrier.
Inspired opening serve - 2 g and 2 y. I changed my opening serve style yesterday and is paying off handsomely with alternating opening words. Worked a treat again - right onto the green thingy and simple pot for another buzzard. So excited I had another swig and fell over. Looking closely at the final put, it could only be one word!! The buzzard is mine! I shoot with a big grin and lo! It wasn't that word, it was a different ****ing word!
In a fit of rage at being denied the predatory bird that I thought I had caged for the 2nd day running, I chased off a posh couple who looked at me funny whilst waiting for me to get my act together.
Finally I converted the puck with my 3rd shot for a...what do you call it when you get a 3? I don't ****ing know. I hate golf.
2 g 2 y
4 g
5 g