AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

Our chairman is on the hospital bed
Leaving our hopes of a quick new manager dead
In his place will be a lad called Alan from Motherwell
So hello Alan and welcome to hell
Now get your finger out and appoint a boss like what was said

I’m nae too sure you’ve got the correct rhythm and flow going there for a limerick but I did laugh!

[pieandbovrilman]

Trying to pen a Dons limerick,
Is hard and sometimes you’ll stick
But if you Dinna try too hard
Or pretend to be a bard
Then you winna end up looking like a d!ck!

[NaeMairNeeps]

A horrible nutcase ca'd Lennon,
Had choppers the colour o' Lemon.
Wi Dave's dental floss
As a perk for the boss,
A deal wi' the Dons he'll be pennin

[NaeMairNeeps]

Said Burrows tae oor Barry Robson,
Ye've a chance o' the manager's job son.
But lose tae the Joot,
And yer up for the boot,
And ye'll end up youth coach at St Johnstone.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Neil Lennon micht weel be a nutter,
Wi' bigoted views oot the gutter.
But anyone dyslexic
will go apoplectic
If they read that we've hired Adolf Hutter

[RED_JOHN]

Adolf Hutter was a no go
Until RED_JOHN persuaded his agent in the know
The verdict was changed
So don’t become deranged
And welcome Adolf Hutter to run the show

[NaeMairNeeps]

Oor newly signed keeper, Jay Gorter
Was approached by a sheep, but ignored her
"Wise Up min" cried Robson,
"She's needin yer nob min!"
"Gie her one for the lads - that's an order!"

[Br0chred]

There was a Dons player called Scott Wright,
Who, although a fan, wouldn't sign a new contract try as he might,
because he had no brain he joined the hun,
All Dons fans told him to do one
And hoped a hedgehog was his next sh1te

[pieandbovrilman]

Nae Lang efter Jim got the boot
He was heid hunted to join the Joot
Fan he arrives at those Minks
He’ll realise the stink’s
Like a fanny that’s stuffed wi aul troot!

[ByeByeScum2012]

After Darvel the thing we did want
Was Goodwin to be getting the dunt
But he’s got a new job
That’s fit for a knob
And now he’s a Pikey Jute C*nt!