Summer 2022 thread!

[donsdaft]

Precisely

So much for not having to sell.

If we’d taken this to the wire then we were f’ucked.

The Ferguson money can pay for the extra couple of players at the last minute.

[Redbull666]

Precisely

So much for not having to sell.

If we’d taken this to the wire then we were f’ucked.

The Ferguson money can pay for the extra couple of players at the last minute.

But £1.5m would be an insult, as Ferguson is also a Scotland squad regular with a good amount of domestic experience under his belt. Unless he's nearly out of contract...in which case we missed our chance for a good wedge.

[donsdaft]

Hopefully, this time next week it'll be looking better.

[57vintage]

Hopefully, this time next week it'll be looking better.

Given that Davie Dodds and Ally Brazil retired long ago, the chances of our upping of the ugliness quotient have diminished hugely.

[donsdaft]

I've got Theologian team photos that could give that two a run for their money.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I've got Theologian team photos that could give that two a run for their money.

As Ah mentioned previously in some lost and forgotten thread, masel and some mates used tae help oot the local ladies fitba team ma sister played for. Ah'll nae name the team ... for reasons which will become apparent ... and ye can call 'rools' aa yiz like .. ... but there wis a team they played against a few times ... which Ah'll nae name ... and ye'll be less likely tae guess by way o' me nae namin' ma sister's team .... but said opposin' team, might hae been a ladies fitba team, but ... believe me, they were by nae means 'ladies' ... and if Ah had a photie o' them tae show ye, Ye wid agree yer Theologians would hae run a fkn mile if they ever faced up tae them! ... Brutes tae a woman!

Hard as fkn Hindersons ... a full set o' 'Norma' Hunters. Even the referee mannie was feart o' them! The one time ma sister's team actually beat them in a 'friendly' wis celebrated like it was a cup final.

Fair enough, oor fave Famous reds could be doin wi a bit o' that mentality, but by fk these beasts jist had tae fkn scowl before a ba' was kicked, an' they were as good as two goals up!

[57vintage]

I've got Theologian team photos that could give that two a run for their money.

Hairstyles are merely of the moment and transitory. Borderline disfigurement, though, is an unfortunate but wholly different barrel of herring.

For the prosecution, m’lud, I call on various pictures of Motherwell’s Willie McVie, as additional evidence. What a fuuckin munter.

[57vintage]

You mean like Proper Mannies’ Proper Wifies’ fitba?

I’ll leave you to sort out the pronouns.

[donsdaft]

Is that you being faceist Neeps min.

Mason's going to have kittens.


Just to add to his woes, I'd say it's still better to be Aberdeen Ladies than Aberdeen Women.

Up to them I suppose though.

[donsdaft]

We're going to need two new centre halves anyway.

Neither of those two clowns that played last season should be anywhere near an Aberdeen shirt.