AFC limericks

[RED_JOHN]

Lennon has beaten a Spaniard and Pole,
New Dons boss he is said a mole,
Not liked by a lot on Aberdeen mad
As it has made them all feel terribly sad,
For Stewart Milne it will feel like he is getting his hole.

[Don Julio]

Ach jings, said Red John (in his mind)
This poem malarkey’s a bind
The rhyme bit is easy
Peasy lemon squeezy
But I jist cannae get ma heid roond this scansion and meter shyte FFS, ach weel I’ll jist go and wind folks up about Neil Lennon on that ither thread cos a rise there is easy to find

[Don Julio]

The unwashed in red, white and blue
Got no stick for the crap that they threw
In a mass major arc
To the pitch at Fir Park
The beaks just ignored it, what’s new?

[blowupsheep]

There is an Irish laddie named Neil
Who the dons are going to reveal
As their replacement for Goodwin
And to make sure we would win
Have gave him a bloody good deal

[RED_JOHN]

There is an Irish laddie named Neil
Who the dons are going to reveal
As their replacement for Goodwin
And to make sure we would win
Have gave him a bloody good deal

That’ll go down well on here

[TheDeeDon]

RJ & BUS really want Neil
But most posters on here ken they're both feel.
Give Robson a deal and to Fu ck with their Neil
Because proper Reds ken Barry is the real deal.

[blowupsheep]

RJ & BUS really want Neil
But most posters on here ken they're both feel.
Give Robson a deal and to Fu ck with their Neil
Because proper Reds ken Barry is the real deal.

You hivna really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey have ya pal

[RED_JOHN]

RJ & BUS really want Neil
But most posters on here ken they're both feel.
Give Robson a deal and to Fu ck with their Neil
Because proper Reds ken Barry is the real deal.

You have made a Roger Hunt of that

[TheDeeDon]

You hivna really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey have ya pal

About as much grasp of it as you have.

[blowupsheep]

About as much grasp of it as you have.

Maybe you would benefit from researching the description of an actual “limerick”
Then re-reading my post above……..
Youre welcome