I asked the librarian if she had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
She tapped at her keyboard and looked at the screen.
"It's not coming up," she frowned.
I said "Yep, that's the one."
After the wife had parked the car in town, I got on my mobile.
"Who are you calling?" She asked.
"A taxi" I replied "I'm not walking to the kerb from here."
I asked the librarian if she had the new book about erectile dysfunction.
She tapped at her keyboard and looked at the screen.
"It's not coming up," she frowned.
I said "Yep, that's the one."
It's very hard to say what my Mrs does for a living. She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
i had been looking for my keys for ages and then asked the wife if she had seen them her response was to try looking harder.
so i got a skinhead and a tattoo but i still couldnt find them
"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.
"Well, it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No," I replied.
I was having a **** in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said."Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I shouted , " I'm having a ****"
He said " I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
I asked my mate how he managed to get lots of fat birds into bed with relative ease.
He said it was a piece of cake........
I once had to play a game of football on a pitch with hard core scattered on it, 2nd leg of a cup semi-final
We lost on aggregate...
The first time I made love to my wife she warned me to be gentle as she had a weak heart.
I told her don't worry love I will try to miss it.