AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

An ex-Dandies Manager Goodwin,
For the Joot's vacant boss was a shoe-in.
Their defence canna cope,
Jim'll fix it we hope,
So we give pike minks a richt doin.

[ByeByeScum2012]

The Jute’s hired Jim the Tim creep
As they thought up the league they would leap
But in his first game
It was more flippin shame
As they got phuckin pumped fae the sheep

[NaeMairNeeps]

Excellent 10/10

[NaeMairNeeps]

In the game v United Dundee,
We gave a 'free pop' penalty
But Watkins and McRorie
Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ye see? ... creatin limericks, ****e limericks ... or even non limericks is jist a fun ... but mair than a fun, documents far we are as supporters .... so dinna let me nor 57 discourage ye ... richt noo .... we should be haein a fun .... so let it all hang out folks

[ByeByeScum2012]

In the game v United Dundee,
We gave a 'free pop' penalty
But Watkins and McRorie
Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.

Let yersel doon there min. Defo missing a line!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Oocha! .... how did that happen?

In the game v United Dundee,
We gave a 'free pop' penalty
But Watkins and McRorie
restorin' oor glory,
Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.
...

fixed

[swaddon]

There once was a club fae Dundee
Who signed all their players for free
The freebies were rotten
They sank to the bottom
Will they go doon? Well, we'll see.

[ByeByeScum2012]

Oocha! .... how did that happen?

In the game v United Dundee,
We gave a 'free pop' penalty
But Watkins and McRorie
restorin' oor glory,
Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.
...

fixed

😀👍

[pieandbovrilman]

A good win was had at Dundee
A new Boss, we a wish to see
Some really want Neil
That would make us go feel
But Adolf would fill us with glee!