AFC limericks

[57vintage]

Once more I’m tempted to verse
To right an opinion perverse
Bold Gus’s deft flick
Made Remi a dick
As he scored an own goal with his erse

On checking things later on VAR
I see my mem’ry is far
From the truth, as VAR shows
The ball clearly goes
From a foot, eight under the bar

I watched MOTD for the first time in months, and got mixed up with an erse-ba-net fûck up in one of the matches there.

I withdraw and apologise to Neeps for calling his opinion ‘perverse’ but would point out that he has hunners of other perversities. Or ‘hobbies’ as he likes to call them.

[redstarfk]

To win is , or should be, the aim
In each and every game
So job done, it was
But ironic because
McInnes got panned for the same

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ex Dons Boss, Now manager of Killie,
His tactics were none short of silly.
9 strong at the back,
1 up in attack,
Did he know Mr Miller as 'Williie'?

[Don Julio]

And so the anchor comes back
To whence he was given the sack
Will the Dons fans all jeer?
Or give him a cheer?
Well at least he’s nae Ryan J**k

[Don Julio]

Like chickens all stuck in the coop
Their brains going round in a loop
With one shot at glory
The Dons 4 word story
A chance to type “stroop, stroop, stroop, stroop”.

(With apologies to Daphne Broon’s pishflaps)

[Don Julio]

The worries and fears in our heads
And often expressed in these threads
About AFC
Will vanish at 3
With the first cry of ‘Come on ye Reds!’

(With apologies to the pant pishers)

[RED_JOHN]

Derek McInnes is heading to Aberdeen for a win
Barry Robson say’s aye guid yin
The mind games have started
So The Anchor Man has farted
And a follow through is certain to begin

[pieandbovrilman]

Todays match I’m thinking a draa
We a Ken Derek’s fitbaa
Game management will begin
Less than thirty seconds in
It’s why we had to say ta-taa!

[Don Julio]

Derek and Doc came back to the Pitt
To no great avail cos Killie were ****
Duk got a brace
We saw Alfie’s face
And now in third place we do sit

[pieandbovrilman]

Bazaa Robson has got us in thurd
Making Jim Goodwin look like a turd
Surely Bazza’s our man
A lifelong Dons fan
Nah, bring on the next useless nurd!