Political Thread in memory of David Reid. (R.I.P.)

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Perhaps the fleet of Boeing C-17 Globemaster IIIs are taking humanitarian aid to Gaza?

[sinkov]

Perhaps the fleet of Boeing C-17 Globemaster IIIs are taking humanitarian aid to Gaza?

Bloody hell mon ami, I never thought of that.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Bloody hell mon ami, I never thought of that.

They bloody well ought too sinkov. Deliberate starvation is a war crime. Trump needs to do his mate a favour and save him from life imprisonment.

Israel’s malevolent restriction of aid into Gaza leads to critical shortages in bread, baby formula, and water.

Israel’s continued restriction of aid into Gaza has cut bread production by half as hospitals run out of baby formula and water supplies run low.

Doctors warn that surging malnutrition cases among children may irreversibly harm an entire generation.

What evil b@stards the Jews are.

[sinkov]

Tell your Pally mates to stop knicking it all before selling it on to buy guns and rockets. Get rid of the terrorist scum and it'll be a land of milk and honey, just like it was before Israel said, 'Here you are, run it yourselves'. The Donald'll soon sort it, five years time you'll be going there for your jollies.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Tell your Pally mates to stop knicking it all before selling it on to buy guns and rockets. Get rid of the terrorist scum and it'll be a land of milk and honey, just like it was before Israel said, 'Here you are, run it yourselves'. The Donald'll soon sort it, five years time you'll be going there for your jollies.

I'm not sure how anyone could be comfortable lying on a sandy beach in the knowledge a 160,000 bulldozed and compressed corpses are lying underneath you.

[sinkov]

I'm not sure how anyone could be comfortable lying on a sandy beach in the knowledge a 160,000 bulldozed and compressed corpses are lying underneath you.

The sand will be too hot to lie on mon ami, you'll just have to get up early and grab a sunbed before the Germans claim them all.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

The sand will be too hot to lie on mon ami, you'll just have to get up early and grab a sunbed before the Germans claim them all.

Callous b@stard.

[sinkov]

Callous b@stard.

Feck 'em, you'd think they had a divine right to a sunbed. They need reminding they lost the war.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Harvey Weinstein’s third ***ual assault trial will begin in New York this afternoon. The erstwhile movie mogul is currently serving a 16-year sentence for rape in California. Epstein, Weinstein & the IDF predilection for raping male Palestinian prisoners, these Jewish lads could perhaps try indulging in consensual ***ual activity.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

The Trump administration is currently slaughtering innocent men, women, and children in the Middle East while draping itself in Christianity. Jesus would be absolutely horrified. And the latest trick of the Evil Orange Emperor of the New World Order is to now be seen depicting himself as Jesus Christ. What the pfhuck!

So, the man who spent years publicly kissing up to Vladimir Putin now wants everyone to believe Putin is shaking in his boots because of him. Oh! Girl please.
Here’s the problem with that statement.
First, NATO is not some charity project where the U.S. drags everyone along. NATO is a military alliance of 32 countries, many with extremely capable militaries and nuclear deterrence. The whole point of NATO is collective defence, meaning an attack on one is an attack on all. That alone is what Russia has to calculate.
Second, the claim that he “built the military” is pure ego theatre. The U.S. military budget, structure, and modernization programs run across multiple administrations and decades. Presidents sign budgets. They do not personally construct the Pentagon like it’s a Home Depot patio project.
Now let’s do the read you asked for.
Listen up, Orange Cream Puff.
You’re sitting there puffing out your chest talking about how Putin fears you like you’re the final boss in a video game. Meanwhile the entire world watched you spend years practically blowing kisses in Putin’s direction. Now suddenly you want people to believe the Kremlin wakes up in a cold sweat because of you.
Please.
You didn’t “build the military.” The U.S. military existed long before you waddled down that escalator and it will exist long after you stop treating geopolitics like a reality show reunion special.
And saying Europe has “no strength whatsoever” is rich coming from a guy whose entire foreign policy strategy seems to be yelling things confidently and hoping no one notices the homework was never done.
You sound less like a commander in chief and more like the loud guy at the bar explaining how he could totally win a fight if everyone would just let him talk for another twenty minutes.
Putin fears nuclear deterrence, global alliances, and economic consequences. What he does not fear is a bloated ego wrapped in bronzer pretending it single handedly built the most complex military system on Earth.
Class dismissed.