O/T Joke of the day

[LincsMiller]

Bonnie Qatar. Great voice. ( Dark Moon)

have a listen to this and see if you think the guitar opening sounds familiar


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP0T5FBsaxU

[thaimillerfan]

Disapointed in those jokes of the day .

[Scum-Triumphant]

I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the world cup this year, but it's trudeau...

[Ronners]

Our local electrical store is having a promotion for the world cup, for every match Wales win they will refund £75 off every TV costing £750 or more. That means you could get a £750 TV for as little as £750.

[Ronners]

Qatari royal family 'demand total BAN on alcohol sales at World Cup stadiums' just 48 hours before the tournament kicks off.

So only Budweiser then.

[Ronners]

FIFA president Gianni Infantino in his opening press conference of the Qatar World Cup: "Today I feel Qatari, today I feel Arab, today I feel African, today I feel gay, today I feel disabled, today I feel like a migrant worker," I reckon the crafty c**t is after British benefits or an MPs job or he wants to join the RAF! And while he was banging on, if he was trying to make a point, he could have added "Today I feel ****ing thirsty!"

[Brin]

Disapointed in those jokes of the day .

Thai, not sure if this one has been posted already....

Scores of England fans already arrested in Qatar after singing to a waitress, '' Get your face out for the lads''.

[crashbang]

Nose.

[thaimillerfan]

Heard this one... Had ****s for 2 weeks

Im ok now they're back at school

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

Joke of the Day - " German football team "