There was a young man called May
Who was reluctant to give up his pay
Along came St Johnstone, who were offered a deal
Till their Manger Wright he started to squeal
And noo we're stuck with Main.
Nae Mair Neeps said the site needed some gimmicks
So he asked us to all make some Limericks
Many wanted McInnes sacked
Then Pittodrie would be packed
With all the returning pant p!sher pr!cks
There was a young man called May
Who was reluctant to give up his pay
Along came St Johnstone, who were offered a deal
Till their Manger Wright he started to squeal
And noo we're stuck with Main.
One day back in 1903
The Dons joined the community
In the late August sun
In their thousands they would come
On the terraces singing "Stand Free"
There once was a team so boring,
They never ever looked like scoring,
They kicked it so high,
Up into the sky,
The fans spent the whole game snoring.
McInnes to be sacked is the rumour
Likened to a cancerous tumor
Sets his teams up with fear
Sideway passes we jeer
How much longer will we suffer this zoomer
Last edited by Heed_Don_In; 27-08-2019 at 10:52 AM.
The Dons have a manager whos a hun,
Watching his brand of fitba was not fun,
The entertainment was so thin,
My season tickets ended up in the bin,
Now im watching lower leagues with my son
Am up for the 10:28 train,
Excited tae get tae the game,
Wer playing the huns,
Aye that bunch o cvnts,
Hawd oan! Is that Devanha in the awa end?!
There was a young Japanese lad named Funso
good with a knife not a spoon so
when we play the huns
he'll slice Jack for fun
and never need to buy a drink in the toon(so)?
Nah I'm sh*te at this. I like standfreeFMs ones.
There once was a player - McGhee
Who fell over and injured his knee
He then became boss
No one gave a toss
Now gives his opinions for free