Scone

[Mook1]

Think auld Bertie made an erse of this one although I think he's met 'Scone once or twice so I'm sure the white Puskas will be on later on to tell you all yous are getting a bit excited about nothing...

And what he's having for his tea

'Think auld Bertie made an erse of this one'
You say that,like its a rarity [/quote]

Coming from the bloke who doesn't know what an autopsy is & who can't differentiate between a sun & a smile, that's pretty rich

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

Think auld Bertie made an erse of this one although I think he's met 'Scone once or twice so I'm sure the white Puskas will be on later on to tell you all yous are getting a bit excited about nothing...

And what he's having for his tea

'Think auld Bertie made an erse of this one'
You say that,like its a rarity [/quote]

Coming from the bloke who doesn't know what an autopsy is & who can't differentiate between a sun & a smile, that's pretty rich [/quote]

[Mook1]

That's the one

Here you go, pal... - view external link

[BertrandRussell]

I think this thread is proof that the diddies take my posts far too seriously.

At least scone doesnae.

[Taintedice]

BertieBreakdown talking about taking this place too seriously

Ach well, he's always got the wee bro to help him out, as embarrassing as that is.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I think this thread is proof that the diddies take my posts far too seriously.

At least scone doesnae.

Scone tossed you aside like a used condom.

[Mook1]

Phones 4 u, we've got the right phone, for you.

[Taintedice]

How about a song

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

How about a song

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys

[Mook1]

I have issues in my life & like to take my frustration out on here by repeatedly calling people 'c*nts' & 'bawbags', I refuse to admit my real age or where I live because I'm so embarrassed of where I've ended up in the grand scheme of things.