Am still phucked...

[BertrandRussell]

indeed wee man, only banter and sadly you and some others cannot quite comprehend that, onwards and upwards and perhaps the tattie scones might improve :

Can anyone translate this gibberish?

[fremsley]

As i said before i have met misty a few times and he is a decent enough guy but seeing how he is on here and the Dundee board is pretty bizarre. Never understand people who posters. Its only a football forum at the end of the day.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

How did it go at your maw in laws?

I went in, sat doon, read the paper, drank aboot 3 pints of water, yawned a lot, ignored everybody and then came haim.[/quote]

Doesn't surprise me.

Do you have the F.E.A.R?[/quote]

The shakes, nervous and generally feeling phuckin' awful. [/quote]

Get a bottle of Taurus doon ye, you will feel so much better for it.

Otherwise, it's gripping onto the mattress for a white knuckle ride through the worst nightmares imaginable all night. [/quote]

Danny I forgot to chill the Taurus before I went to Glasgow . I'm neckin' a bottle of white wine just now while the Taurus chills

[Hibees]

...wae that swally fae last night.

OMS nae offence but are you no a ragin alky?

No doubt a 5-1 photo and some horrendous therapy indicing abuse is in the pipeline for me here but anyway thought Id try conversing anyhow.

[BertrandRussell]

As i said before i have met misty a few times and he is a decent enough guy but seeing how he is on here and the Dundee board is pretty bizarre. Never understand people who posters. Its only a football forum at the end of the day.

I made him look stupid too many times. Same problem with Tainted.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

...wae that swally fae last night.

OMS nae offence but are you no a ragin alky?

No doubt a 5-1 photo and some horrendous therapy indicing abuse is in the pipeline for me here but anyway thought Id try conversing anyhow.[/quote]

I like a swally but I would hardly call myself an alky.

[Hibees]

...wae that swally fae last night.

OMS nae offence but are you no a ragin alky?

No doubt a 5-1 photo and some horrendous therapy indicing abuse is in the pipeline for me here but anyway thought Id try conversing anyhow.[/quote]

I like a swally but I would hardly call myself an alky. [/quote]

I just saw all the cider, wine wi every meal, taurus, bevvy for breakfast stuff and I was worried about you.

I mean taurus ffs.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

...wae that swally fae last night.

OMS nae offence but are you no a ragin alky?

No doubt a 5-1 photo and some horrendous therapy indicing abuse is in the pipeline for me here but anyway thought Id try conversing anyhow.[/quote]

I like a swally but I would hardly call myself an alky. [/quote]

I just saw all the cider, wine wi every meal, taurus, bevvy for breakfast stuff and I was worried about you.

I mean taurus ffs.[/quote]

I don't drink in the morning so I don't know where you seen that. And Taurus is lovely.

[fremsley]

Bertrand how did he get access to personal photos of you and mook and how did you see his wife?

[aintnosurf]

...wae that swally fae last night.

OMS nae offence but are you no a ragin alky?

No doubt a 5-1 photo and some horrendous therapy indicing abuse is in the pipeline for me here but anyway thought Id try conversing anyhow.[/quote]

I like a swally but I would hardly call myself an alky. [/quote]

I just saw all the cider, wine wi every meal, taurus, bevvy for breakfast stuff and I was worried about you.

I mean taurus ffs.[/quote]

I don't drink in the morning so I don't know where you seen that. And Taurus is lovely. [/quote]

I do