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  1. #21
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    re: I rule this phucking joint

    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    I read a stat that 17 people in the US die putting on their trousers every year.

    No the same 17 people every year like.
    How many die taking them off?

    Different trousers obviously.[/quote]

    Thousands die taking them off.

    What sort of idiot takes their troosers off?[/quote]


    It was their 3 monthly wash night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    danny is a right bad basturd, i dinnae trust the kvnt, i think he's the kind of kvnt that would dip yer pockets on a night out and then offer to pay your taxi home, masquerading as an altruist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    danny is a right bad basturd, i dinnae trust the kvnt, i think he's the kind of kvnt that would dip yer pockets on a night out and then offer to pay your taxi home, masquerading as an altruist.
    He strikes me as a good guy gers. Then again so do you, so I may not be in a position to comment

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    re: I rule this phucking joint

    grubber, never trust a weegie, we're all tinks and liberty taking basturds who live in slums and shout about ireland all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    grubber, never trust a weegie, we're all tinks and liberty taking basturds who live in slums and shout about ireland all day
    That's actually not too far off the mark.

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    re: I rule this phucking joint

    this aj kvnt is heading for a shoeing

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    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    grubber, never trust a weegie, we're all tinks and liberty taking basturds who live in slums and shout about ireland all day
    Ah know gers I've lived here for nearly 30 years

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    re: I rule this phucking joint

    grubber, youre in glesga, but follow the cup finalists


    ya glory hvnting basturd ye, coulnae wait to find a winning team eh?

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    re: I rule this phucking joint

    6 days sober and he thinks he's the dugs baws

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    re: I rule this phucking joint

    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    this aj kvnt is heading for a shoeing
    Gersforme pictured contemplating the wagon last week.



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