The Anfield Cat

[Redford]

Cats are selfish & disgusting little creatures usually kept by lonely auld wummin whose houses smell of cat pysh...also weirdos tend to have cats as pets.

Just ma opinion like.

So to sum it up , cats are scouser , and anfield smells of cat pish?

[Mook1]

Cats are selfish & disgusting little creatures usually kept by lonely auld wummin whose houses smell of cat pysh...also weirdos tend to have cats as pets.

Just ma opinion like.

So to sum it up , cats are scouser , and anfield smells of cat pish?[/quote]

Funny that you seem to have a problem with Scousers when your big team is paying one of them 300K a week eh

[Mook1]

I regularly wallop a few cats wae marbles shot fae ma catapult...beats letting the pups chase em.

I get the green light fae Mrs Pogue as she detests the vermin sh8tting in her pansies bed.

So we can add animal cruelty to drink driving, racism & verbally attacking people when you're out with your wife?

All good clean fun I'm sure.

[Redford]

Cats are selfish & disgusting little creatures usually kept by lonely auld wummin whose houses smell of cat pysh...also weirdos tend to have cats as pets.

Just ma opinion like.

So to sum it up , cats are scouser , and anfield smells of cat pish?[/quote]

Funny that you seem to have a problem with Scousers when your big team is paying one of them 300K a week eh [/quote]





You can take a scouser out the slums but you can't expect him to loose his scouseness, 300k per week is not bad when you consider that money ends up helping out the elderly to pay their bills?

[Mook1]

Do you actually know any Scousers? Or do you just hear mancs singing about them at every game they play & think it would be a good idea to join in?

Personally I think there's good & bad everywhere, some of the most hospitable & friendly people I've ever met have been from both Liverpool & Manchester.

[AguyIknow]

1 of the neighbors cats sh&t in ma garden I stood at the window and watched and the sleekit b&stard dug a hole and buried it.

The poor state of the Anfield playing surface suddenly becomes clear.[/quote]





Cats are for wierdos. Even the cats know that and tend to spend as little time as possible with their owners.

[AguyIknow]

Do you actually know any Scousers? Or do you just hear mancs singing about them at every game they play & think it would be a good idea to join in?

Personally I think there's good & bad everywhere, some of the most hospitable & friendly people I've ever met have been from both Liverpool & Manchester.

That's far too sensible for this board Mook

[Mook1]

In defence of cats, they don't tend to maul wee bairns in the street or in their own hoose, they dinnae bark like an idiot when someone comes to the door & they dinnae stop you when you're walking down the street to smell another cat's shyte or get in a row with another cat.

Cat's are a great bunch of lads at the end of the day.

[CB_1874]

Cats are disloyal basturts. And the 3 next door keep shyting in my garden.

[AguyIknow]

Jeys Fluid CB - or even the plastic bottles filled with water (although they don't look good in yer garden)

Alternatively remove the poo from your garden and place it on your neighbours doorstep with a note saying that you'd appreciate it if the cat owner would tidy up after their cats.