Women, part 134,633

[Sir_Judd]

Why do the till assistants always ask if you* want help packing even though I only of a sandwich and a ****ing paper. Automated ****s. Do I look that incapable of off this simple task, you stupid bint/*******, or of you lost the power of reason, you tosser.

If there's an bint in the queue behind youse when some **** asks that question, youse should say yes, just to show her what it feels like waiting for summat ****ing stupid and pointless to be done.[/quote]


Aks the crap at school bint if she wants an hand putting the money in the ****ing till.

[moorlad]

Crap at school bint made me arf.

[ThisTimeNextYear]

On a slightly related subject, how late do you of to turn up at work, to have the indignity of being put on 'this till is free' duty and of to brandish a big green pointy finger. I doubt there is a specific job title for this although I may be wrong, and if I am then there is hope fer our Tazzy of getting gainful employment

[Sir_Judd]

On a slightly related subject, how late do you of to turn up at work, to have the indignity of being put on 'this till is free' duty and of to brandish a big green pointy finger. I doubt there is a specific job title for this although I may be wrong, and if I am then there is hope fer our Tazzy of getting gainful employment

It were 10 minutes this morning.





Oh...

[Floppy_funbags]

Why do the till assistants always ask if you* want help packing even though I only of a sandwich and a ****ing paper. Automated ****s. Do I look that incapable of off this simple task, you stupid bint/*******, or of you lost the power of reason, you tosser.

One day I'm gan to say 'YES' and then stand there with me arms folded waiting for them to do it.

That'll learn 'em.

[Sir_Judd]

Why do the till assistants always ask if you* want help packing even though I only of a sandwich and a ****ing paper. Automated ****s. Do I look that incapable of off this simple task, you stupid bint/*******, or of you lost the power of reason, you tosser.

One day I'm gan to say 'YES' and then stand there with me arms folded waiting for them to do it.

That'll learn 'em.[/quote]


You could say to the till bint " I'll pack the stuff mesen but you could give us an **** well I'm at it."

[deezel]

Do I look that incapable of off this simple task,

i'm not taking sides in this debite...

but YES tbf to the till-bint

[kel_]

They* divvent aks in the geet ALDI tbf.

You* of to be an skilled packer to shop in there, and that's an fact.

[Floppy_funbags]

The ALDI till folk's speed serving is LEGENDARY.

We of a new LIDL opening up just down the road (on the site off of the old Empire pub* for anyone that cares).

They (LIDL) of invited folk along to meeting tonight for a Q & A sesh about it. I'll bet Ridders is gan along to stick his oar in.


*****hole full off of vagrants

[kel_]

I of never been in an LIDL as the bint informs me it's full off of scrotes*


*Aye, I know. Rochdale ect