Things you've tasted once, and will never of again

[Munch_Magic]

[quote="chalky-ncfc" and went back to the table to my mrs and her mate and proudly told them of my purchace...

When it arrived i picked it up and took a bite out of it,i thought that somebody had set fire to my mouth and my tongue was begging for mercy,whats more the mrs said that the barstaff was watching me eat it,i forced that burger down me and it made me sweat like nothing that i had ever had before or since...

I walked out of the pub with my bright red sweating head held high and my stomach turning over and ive never been back since...[/quote]

Arfs - I bet your ****ing farts stunk...

[Munch_Magic]

'Things you've tasted once, and will never of again'

As a Carlisle United fan I will have to throw 'top flight football' in there.

[Pentridge]

I walked out of the pub with my bright red sweating head...

So you looked like Frank then...

[alfinyalcabo]

[quote="chalky-ncfc" and went back to the table to my mrs and her mate and proudly told them of my purchace...

When it arrived i picked it up and took a bite out of it,i thought that somebody had set fire to my mouth and my tongue was begging for mercy,whats more the mrs said that the barstaff was watching me eat it,i forced that burger down me and it made me sweat like nothing that i had ever had before or since...

I walked out of the pub with my bright red sweating head held high and my stomach turning over and ive never been back since...[/quote]

But what about the fray bentos Teacake Chalky ? Arfs..

[paula_m]

[quote="chalky-ncfc" and went back to the table to my mrs and her mate and proudly told them of my purchace...

When it arrived i picked it up and took a bite out of it,i thought that somebody had set fire to my mouth and my tongue was begging for mercy,whats more the mrs said that the barstaff was watching me eat it,i forced that burger down me and it made me sweat like nothing that i had ever had before or since...

I walked out of the pub with my bright red sweating head held high and my stomach turning over and ive never been back since...[/quote]

You owe me a new keyboard as I've just spat my coffee out laughing at this

[quote="alfinyalcabo"]Marm