Do you mind if I have a wee moan?

[DannyBhoy]

Would you not have let the wee guy win? What a basturt you are, the wee chap would have been crushed.

It's all part of lifes learning curve, Danny. He'll thank me later in life. [/quote]

It just means he'll enjoy it all the more when he's able to beat you for real.

[CB_1874]

i try to let my weans win at tenpin bowling but its impossible.

theyre so bad at it and i cant deliberately miss the skittles even if i try

Truth be told, Reve, Largs has the bumpers on and it's impossible to miss. I let him win at everything normally but today I couldn't despite trying.

[happytim]

my weans use the bumpers too.

and my boy still canny throw the balls, he rolls them down thon metal thing.

[CB_1874]

my weans use the bumpers too.

and my boy still canny throw the balls, he rolls them down thon metal thing.

Aye ma lassie has to use the metal thing. The bumpers are there permanently in Largs so the weans don't get bored with missing all the time.

[rumnpepp]

If you are unemployed or retired you should get into the Ten Pin bowling for free , like the Swimming baths .

And get a discount on drinks.

Great idea Scone I'm retired but the place would be shut in a week.

[Dirty_Dingus_Magee]

They don't drink a lot of fizzy juice but when they do it's always diet. Far better for their teeth than juice that's full of sugar.

It's just as bad due to the acids in it, that's what my dentist telt me anyway.

[CB_1874]

Mines told me we should be brushing our teeth before we eat food. Not after it.

[WangOneIn]

Is there still bowling at the Quay, Wang?

Yes mate, it's still there. I've had to keep away from it though after the brown trousers incident.

[budgeover]

Competitive Father was I at Crazy Golf on Saturday

At the flicks I paid 10p short of 8quid for two bud size Bottles of cider and 5.50 on a diddy fruit shoot and a packet of sweets

I may add I noticed it was eleven when the adverts were on so popped out to get a Beer with Jr in tow passed a big c vnt early 20's pushing cardboard on our trip to the Bar I was asked for my ticket before a beer would be served I'd left them on our seat .This big c vnt was now serving said in a slow patronising manner that the entrance ticket was required

I said that was harsh as he had also passed me moments ago as I was leaving the cinema

Nope ticket or no beer as leered over speaking in the same condescending manner I was seething by that time

Anyways has to walk all the way back to my seat and back then to get my beer

This sanctimonios sam then got whats for

Hibs c vnt Clown the lot

All for nout why be a pedantic Jobs worth when a little customer service is all that's needed

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