Queens speech

[fatshaft]

You boys are so ignorant its like you live out in the sticks, eat road kill, farm sheep, have a vocabulary of ten words, lisp and chew hay.

Hang on a minute. You do.

Live in sticks - check
Eat road kill - not unless it's a toonser
Farm Sheep - nope, but field at bottom of my garden is annual sheep breeding park (I dinna get involved)
10 word vocabulary - The royal family are a bunch of scounging ****ing hoors
Lisp -
Chew hay - It's oft been said I'm hung like a horse, nae that I eat like one

[campervanbethoven]

aye, the auld hoor can shuffle off from this life any time she wants, she can take the whole load of blood sucking vermin with her. Preferably all burnt to a crisp due to some faulty electrical wiring in Buckingham Palace.

Fcuk me, all the kerfuffle about the money the UK "gives" to the EU, yet we still spend millions a year on that lot. Beggars belief.

I might even do my happy Thatcher death dance again when she snuffs it.

[Pacman1903]

I might even do my happy Thatcher death dance again when she snuffs it.

Is it something like this

[Disco Buc]

I'm sure there's a pic going around with the Queen sitting on a toilet throne that gets the royalists all upset ..

Unbelievable.

[Mason89]

I'm convinced she's already snuffed it

[Pacman1903]

I'm convinced she's already snuffed it

Finger and toes are crossed

[kb_don]

Billionaire, but still has the cheek to get a state handout for a new boiler: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513

Buckingham Palace may have 775 rooms, but does it need to cost £369m to fix? That's almost £500k per room, for a new radiator, light switch and a bit of double glazing!
I don't work in the building trade, but that sounds extortionate. Someone will be on the fiddle somewhere

[Disco Buc]

Billionaire, but still has the cheek to get a state handout for a new boiler: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38025513

Buckingham Palace may have 775 rooms, but does it need to cost £369m to fix? That's almost £500k per room, for a new radiator, light switch and a bit of double glazing!
I don't work in the building trade, but that sounds extortionate. Someone will be on the fiddle somewhere

I don't get a state hand out when I do up my home I pay for everything.
As should THAT woman .
As regards the £500k per room firstly I'm in the building trade and have to say even though the walls and ceilings have some arty plaster work done and with that need specialist tradesmen in to handle that work professionally which could take loads of time to do it maybe even 6 months to a year per room.

That £369 million to fix it is ridiculous amount best spent on other more deserving causes ..

But half of the country won't care . That's the sad part.

[Disco Buc]

The palace boilers are 33 years o!d and spare parts are 'difficult' to source ..

Read the link difficult means you can still get the parts ..

I'm not going to be fooled by that line the gas board use to get folk to replace their boiler ..

Difficult DOES mean you can get the parts but changing the boilers means they will indeed make the palace more echo friendly with that the bills will tumble down for Liz .

[mondo_notion]

I don't really mind them, i'm an easy going kinda guy. A day off if she dies wouldn't go a miss though.