o/ Council estates in Rotherham in the 70's and early 80's

[Ellis_D]

Hah, tell me about it mate.

I too was hounded by these idiotic looking nerds who thought they looked good in their short jeans and their long Dr.Martens.

I was brought up on the Kimmy Park estate and most of my memories were of happy days playing footy on the streets with very little traffic to stop our games. It wasn't particularly rough living there as the estate wasn't all that old, but as soon as the Chislet youth club was opened, the "skinheads" thought it belonged to them and that's where all their "attacks" were planned, usually on me and my mates .... ****ers.

Any weirdo bloke with long hair should be attacked by other, normal blokes.

[Ellis_D]

We used to have great jokes like this.............

A guy went into a French seafood restaurant and asked to see the
dishes of the day. The waiter wheeled over a trolley with a large tank
full of various species, and the man examined the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" said
the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour."
replied the waiter and called out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appeared with a large knife, the waiter
instructed the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais was just about to slice at the poor squid when he noticed a tear
running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admitted that he hadn't
the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and called out "Hans!!" at which an
enormous German bloke came out of the kitchen. "Sir", said the waiter,
"This is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that little green squid with
the hairy lip!"

The dishwasher wielded a huge rolling pin and was just about to
bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringed back
and gave a little cry. "I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid"
Hans admitted, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," said the waiter, "it just shows......


That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais, with mild green,
hairy lip squid!"

That was a terrible joke and that needs to be noted!