Imagine how knackered and pissed off his oss would have been coming all the way down from newcastle just to see that unfortunate event happen when his temporary master (stolen oss and cart obviously) came to pay homage to players he'd never seen play, but celebrating like charlie on crack after finding the final golden ticket.

Now there's just a hoss and cart wondering around dinglehampton s hitting everywhere, resulting in prices of houses doubling.