Ten things we don’t want to see at NYS this season

1. Silly hair cuts. No top-knots, mini pony tails or other nonsense. Strictly short-back-and-sides or

square-neck.

2. No socks above knees. You look like a Toulouse-Lautrec tart! (cultural reference).

3. No pitch invasion by lardy 39 year-olds pretending to be 15 at the end of season when

promotion is confirmed.

4. Losing points because the ref forgot to check his watch after 20 minutes of added time.

5. Linos who lose vision when a decision needs to be made.

6. Being outsung by 200 opposition fans.

7. Millers fans shouting “Warne out” after 10 minutes against Lincoln.

8. Millerettes.