Why are the Chinese no good at cricket?

[SwedishBaggie]

I am aware of the cruel treatment of animals both in the UK and Ireland and all across the world. Its one of the main reason we have a lot of these outbreaks.....Remember the feeding of Spine to cows that started the BSE crosses?
Or even more recently the processing of horse meat into food in France? You think it is only in China? I stopped eating meat back in the 80's.
As to your point on human rights??? Do you think most Chinese are over here because of their love for the Communist party?
Is that why you post that?
May be it is because of the human rights abuse that go on over there...that they gave themselves a better life by leaving China??

Good post DB! 👍

[phild]

saw this menu on the window at our local takeaway

Chef's favorite Luncheon Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ...Same as #1 but without brains
3 Wong Hong Lo...Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork....Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork....Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.Goo in Hand.....For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang.....Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.....Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick....Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo.....Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit.....A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick....No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang....Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.....Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.....Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now.....Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick....Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp tw3t....Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.....Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.....Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo....Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

What would be your favourite?

[mickd1961]

saw this menu on the window at our local takeaway

Chef's favorite Luncheon Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ...Same as #1 but without brains
3 Wong Hong Lo...Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork....Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork....Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.Goo in Hand.....For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang.....Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.....Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick....Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo.....Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit.....A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick....No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang....Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.....Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.....Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now.....Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick....Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp tw3t....Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.....Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.....Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo....Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

What would be your favourite?

I’ll have a 15 and an 18 year old number 10 please.

[baggieal]

saw this menu on the window at our local takeaway

Chef's favorite Luncheon Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ...Same as #1 but without brains
3 Wong Hong Lo...Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork....Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork....Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.Goo in Hand.....For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang.....Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.....Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick....Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo.....Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit.....A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick....No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang....Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.....Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.....Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now.....Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick....Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp tw3t....Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.....Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.....Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo....Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

What would be your favourite?

Number 1 please! I will leave a tip too!

[WBA1955]

saw this menu on the window at our local takeaway

Chef's favorite Luncheon Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ...Same as #1 but without brains
3 Wong Hong Lo...Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork....Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork....Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.Goo in Hand.....For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang.....Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.....Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick....Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo.....Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit.....A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick....No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang....Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.....Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.....Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now.....Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick....Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp tw3t....Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.....Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.....Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo....Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

What would be your favourite?

Munthlei, popular dish of the period.
Bogee, pick of the week.
Hoo Pong Inkhasi, rich brown sauce with nuts.
Phan Tom arsol, rich brown sauce without nuts.

Health officials once checked a takeaway in Park Village, Wolverhampton, and found amongst other things, mouse droppings on the work surfaces and a dead member of staff on a sofa.
They were told that he dropped dead but were busy with orders so they put him there out of the way. 😂😂
I always think of Fawlty Towers and the dead body in the kitchen.😂😂

[phild]

At fuc yo's takeaway in Moxley a few years back the health inspector discovered a dirty pair of underwear in a pan of fried rice. Covids got nothing on some of these places.

[kettering_baggie]

We’re they male or female pants?

[mickd1961]

At fuc yo's takeaway in Moxley a few years back the health inspector discovered a dirty pair of underwear in a pan of fried rice. Covids got nothing on some of these places.

True story.

Back in the late 70’s the Chinky in Stourbridge by the football ground had a call from the health inspector.

In the freezer he found half an Alsatian dog.

[kettering_baggie]

Which half, that would be important?

[phild]

Which half, that would be important?

Some unsuspecting person never knew he had just eaten some fried chicken sesame coated balls.