Who can we offend today..?

[Supersub6]

BT: I would suggest ,you have your Child Bride there,correct? ''Stay Home,stay horny ! But with meals ,you both do eat - right? Take passion fruit,or simply ''the fruits of Love''. For any extra exercise .....if needed? Push the bed into the middle of the room,and play marching songs,in a quick tempo, as you both troop around the bed !

BT --if you follow Balan's instructions and need a full military band ---then I am your man ---I am well connected in that area, in fact, I could get you one of the best bands in the world and they could fly up on Boris's new plane because it belongs to their organisation! Just let me know if needed.

[Balanbam00]

BT ,take Sub up on that,that's the best I have heard in ages. Just imagine 30 -40 musicians of the Best Bands you will hear ,that side of the North/South divide, that would wake up hundreds of locals in Bolton, all amazed,just listening to various composers that they have never heard of before,all the locals ,wearing masks ,and with the music so loud at times ,nobody will know whats happening.Perhaps even a whisper of ''is it terrorism going on in there?'' If you had a few mates ,get them going around with a collection box! I would it's money '' for nuthin' and the chicks are free''! ( But do not forget to tell the bands,''don't play Onward Christian soldiers,marching on to war!'' that could be connected to racism? A sensitive subject right now).

[Claret_Matelot]

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I'm sick of Liverpool fans singing, "You'll never walk alone". I find it very offensive to our leg disabled community.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

"Nitty-gritty!" now banned on SKY...

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsb...rtan-dhp-feeds

SNOWFLAKES RULE OK.