Famous females you fancied as a ****.

[mickd1961]

Yes, a woman out of the office used to ask the blokes to move a plank of wood or something, when they bent down to do it she would stand behind them, put her hands between their legs and grope them.
S ex was rife on the council, people having it off all over the place. They had a trip around the pub's on a coach the one night and one of the lads got a blow job on the coach from another woman from the offices.
Another woman told me about her husband not being interested in her, she said she sat on the settee bottomless with her legs open, and when he came in he put the tele on to watch the football.
We also had a young attractive girl on the security, she worked all night and was a lesbian. Her friend visited at night and when I went to get my keys she would be sitting there with a smile on her face, her shirt open, and lipstick all over her t it's. One night they fell out and wrecked the ladies toilet. They moved her to another depot after that.

Which department do I need to apply to Des?

[mickd1961]

That story was a fabrication, made up by a journalist from some base rag in order to sell the wretched publication. Many of the drug busts on the Stones were sensationalised because boring facts don’t sell newspapers.

I can believe this.

It’s pretty obvious that Keith Richard has lead a life of abstinence.

[baggieal]

Jeremy fancied Diane Abbott and bent her over the table on more than one occasion. She was a wholesome chic in his eyes!

[SCOOP115]

Jeremy fancied Diane Abbott and bent her over the table on more than one occasion. She was a wholesome chic in his eyes!

I heard she enjoyed a 96

[Acido]

Some dirty rough old slags in Barnsley ehh, nahh I can't believe that.
But if it is true, do you have any of their phone numbers ?. 😇

[baggieal]

Some dirty rough old slags in Barnsley ehh, nahh I can't believe that.
But if it is true, do you have any of their phone numbers ?. 😇

07921295200. Enjoy

[mickd1961]

07921295200. Enjoy

Your missus is going to be well p I s s e d with all the evening calls coming in!

[baggieal]

Your missus is going to be well p I s s e d with all the evening calls coming in!

Who's going to ring?

[animallittle3]

Chris Evert , Kim Wilde , the lass out of Deacon Blue .

[WBA1955]

Chris Evert , Kim Wilde , the lass out of Deacon Blue .

Chris Evert was gorgeous. She was very unusual for a woman tennis player because she was so attractive and fancied men.