Can Das Kaiser please take Foster with him?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

If you have watched Sky Sports today you will know that VK is the second coming. Quite extraordinary how somebody who has managed one of the worst Premier League teams in history can come up shining of such fragrant roses.

Like my mam used to say, "if that jammy bugger fell off the back of a lorry..."

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Das Kaiser can also make a surprise signing of an international centre-forward who could deputise for our Harry...

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[sinkov]

Das Kaiser can also make a surprise signing of an international centre-forward who could deputise for our Harry...

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There's about as much chance of Foster signing for Bayern as there is of Rishi introducing National Service. Neither will happen.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

There's about as much chance of Foster signing for Bayern as there is of Rishi introducing National Service. Neither will happen.

I live in a land of dreams & hope mon ami.

[army88]

Why is my opinion a "ridiculous statement"?

Opinions are what this forum is all about mine is just as valid as yours.

Your right Bt you are but it’s a little unfair on the lad I think , no one does anything on purpose badly that is - still a young man and could come good for us yet.

I’ve stuck by him once and I will again he has the making of a decent footballer imo anyway - wether he delivers that for us remains to be seen as it appears the pitch forks are out again

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Your right Bt you are but it’s a little unfair on the lad I think , no one does anything on purpose badly that is - still a young man and could come good for us yet.

I’ve stuck by him once and I will again he has the making of a decent footballer imo anyway - wether he delivers that for us remains to be seen as it appears the pitch forks are out again

Pitch forks army88? A bath in boiling tar and a week in the stocks more like.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Please God let someone at Old Trafford read this...

https://www.snl24.com/soccerladuma/l...nited-20240531

[Swissclaret]

Like my mam used to say, "if that jammy bugger fell off the back of a lorry..."

I have said it before(sorry to be boring),I would be happy to sign up, earn thousands a week, f*ck up and then be sacked. Having done that I would be offered even more money to f*ck up. My ego is as big as VK’s, I have more hair, and I did play subuteo when I was a kid. What more would I need to add to my CV?

I would consider Chelsea but, really, Real Madrid would be a better fit.

I will wait patiently for the offers.

[sinkov]

I have said it before(sorry to be boring),I would be happy to sign up, earn thousands a week, f*ck up and then be sacked. Having done that I would be offered even more money to f*ck up. My ego is as big as VK’s, I have more hair, and I did play subuteo when I was a kid. What more would I need to add to my CV?

I would consider Chelsea but, really, Real Madrid would be a better fit.

I will wait patiently for the offers.

As from last season's squad we've provided a loan player for Manchester United, a Champions League finalist, a Bundesliga winner, a manager for Bayern Munich and, according to Benni, a perfect fit for Manchester United, I don't see why it's not your turn next Swiss, anything is possible with your connection to Burnley FC.

[sinkov]

Please God let someone at Old Trafford read this...

https://www.snl24.com/soccerladuma/l...nited-20240531

I don't recognise this player, it's clearly a case of mistaken identity.