AFC limericks

[blowupsheep]

You are right. I just looked up "Limerick" and there is a structure to them.
Who knew? Certainly not me.

Everyday is a school day.
You are very welcome 😉

[Don Julio]

ÀbMad, what a civilised site
To debate all the wrongs and the rights
Of poetry, grace
Or who’ll get third place
And of Moncler jackets and fights

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a guy called McGhee
Scored plenty of goals before tea
Once managed at Todders
But soon got his jotters
And phucked off doon to Dundee

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a poster called John
His rubbish made everyone yawn
Made out he was a genius
But had a very tiny *****
From stayeing at home watchin ****

[57vintage]

A temp’rary gaffer named Robson
“Doing quite a good job, son”
But when it comes to his payment
He’ll be rending his raiment
As his payslip reads “Here’s thirty bob, son”.

[57vintage]

There once was a poster called John
His rubbish made everyone yawn
Made out he was a genius
But had a very tiny *****
From stayeing at home watchin ****

Like.

[RED_JOHN]

There once was a poster called John
His rubbish made everyone yawn
Made out he was a genius
But had a very tiny *****
From stayeing at home watchin ****

That’s not the correct spelling of staying….decent effort otherwise.

[RED_JOHN]

A temp’rary gaffer named Robson
“Doing quite a good job, son”
But when it comes to his payment
He’ll be rending his raiment
As his payslip reads “Here’s thirty bob, son”.

That was absolute rank

[blowupsheep]

A temp’rary gaffer named Robson
“Doing quite a good job, son”
But when it comes to his payment
He’ll be rending his raiment
As his payslip reads “Here’s thirty bob, son”.

Another one that has not really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey

[mondo_notion]

Another one that has not really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey

Ouch vintage, that's gotta hurt!