AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

Irony’s quite a big word
For the members of that unwashed herd
But for them to complain
About the Dons’ fans refrains
Is that not completely absurd?

[swaddon2]

There once was a player called Scales
Who wanted to cure the club's ails
"play well" said the boss
He sent in a cross
And all he could hear were some wails

Not my finest work, I must admit.

[Don Julio]

There once was a player called Gus
Played footie without frills or fuss
He loved to defend
And so in the end
Signed up for 2 more years with us

[Don Julio]

Scottish Cup Semis weekend
A date in our diaries penned?
Our draw was so fair
We could have been there
If Goodwin wasn’t such a bell end.

(Apologies - you’ll need to put the stress on GoodWIN, which is nothing if not ironic)

[swaddon2]

Ferguson thought he had blew it
So he sent on the wee Johnny Hewitt
The ba' hit his heid,
A great goal indeed
The gaffer, he knew he would do it

[Don Julio]

It’s tough to support AFC
More heartache than moments of glee
And if you are dead
We won’t bounce on your head
But we will always proudly stand free

[NaeMairNeeps]

At this time whilst our pants we're not ****tin'
it seems so appropriately fittin'
Our team have turned fighters,
inspiring our writers
with some quality limericks written

[swaddon2]

There was a young gaffer called Robbo
Who was given the Aberdeen jobbo
The club's on the up
We're gonna win the cup
And make all the Weegie tinks sobbo

[swaddon2]

Happy birthday to God, Willie Miller
Who's younger than auld Phyllis Diller
He's turned 68
And it's never too late
To learn how to keep a chinchilla

Limericks are hard.

[swaddon2]

On the day of our game with the Gers
The fans at Ibrox took their chairs
They all made some noise
"Get intae them, boys"
"No-one likes them, and they dinna care"