Sturgeonland

[InversneckieDob]

Alumnus (second declension nominative), assuming that you still identify as male. Alumni is plural.

Alumna/alumnae (first declension nominative) if you have gender transferred, although I’m sure you used the mannies’ lavvie in the Donview.

Fûuck knows about non-binary, as the Romans never got around to it. They did fuuck all for us.

Aqueduct?

[57vintage]

Aqueduct?

I think it the urinal in the Donside had sufficient capacity, but you had been oot with Clarkie since the final whistle.

[Mason89]

The Romans did nothing for us. They only got as far as the Bowling roundabout, before sh1ting from the Dumbarton folk in front of them.

Heard they did some amount of sh@gging in Aberdeen though

[InversneckieDob]

I think it the urinal in the Donside had sufficient capacity, but you had been oot with Clarkie since the final whistle.

Aye, the capacity was tested....

[Mason89]

I do if no one else does.

Glad you asked

The problem the Scottish crazies have is that despite all the horrible scenarios they can imagine involving bearded rapists & nonces in womens bogs, the bill doesn't actually do much. It's a box ticking exercise that only tries to give a minority group a bit of dignity. The 'women wont wheesht' mob & the blokes trying to fire into them by suddenly deciding they're feminists, are really enjoying flashing their growlers in parliament & the coffee mornings discussing bigotry & Harry Potter books. They're not going to stop, they're liking it too much. It gives them all a sense of community. Their next target will be the 2010 Equality Act.


The timeline will look something like this

Labour landslide, despite Keith Starmers best efforts
Tories with zero policy (they've already ran out) start culture war targeting equalitiy act
Voters with 'common sense' put aside the atrocities committed by the party because this single issue is more important. You know, wOoMANZ RIGHts!!
Labour don't deal with it
Scottish independence stalls as Scottish crazies either side with Tories, or don't vote at all. The tories wont give a f*ck either way, makes no difference to them.
Nothing changes

Strap yourself in

[donsdaft]

" a minority group a bit of dignity "



There's not much dignified aboot a mannie in a frock.



For years and years you have been Abmad's wOoMANZ RIGHts expert.

It's been a sad demise.

[Mason89]

Always mannies in frocks with you, never the other way about. A decent therapist would make an absolute fortune out of you

[donsdaft]

Mannies in frocks are hilarious, just admit it.

[Mason89]

Never been a huge fan of panto

[donsdaft]

Neither have I, but at least in panto they're more realistic looking.