Transfer Window

[Ebbe_stats]

Not sure what you lot are Carping on about!

Anyway, I thought we were supposed to be casting the net far and wide for new players?

[57vintage]

Please stop.

I can’t trawlerate many more of these.

I still remember when Ebbe went on a planet-friendly fishing expedition to net Zero, and nowadays when Robbo’s asked about turning defence into attack, he responds “it’s just transition”.

[Jupiter]

Who or what is Will Fish?

[swaddon2]

Who or what is Will Fish?

A half-man, half-fish goalkeeper who played for Fulchester United.

[Shetland Don]

There must be a quota restriction and we have a few fishy-named players already!?

[Don Julio]

You’re getting into controversial waters

[Br0chred]

It would be Brill if we could get a few new forwards in with Miovski being injured. Jordan Archer keeps on banging in the goals and I think Juan Pablo Angel still has a couple of years in him. That combination up front would be pure Gold. Just don't go signing any Clowns, I'm sure we won't as it's usually the DABs that sign them.

[InversneckieDob]

Who or what is Will Fish?

Replacement for Scales?

[Shetland Don]

Replacement for Scales?

… a descaler?

[Shetland Don]

Robson out based on last few games, surely … getting Garry Monk in is a must as we’ve recently been chasing our Tails.