On Wednesday we're back at Pittodrie
Recent form for the Dons has been tawdry
We should beat the Saints
But easy, it ain't
We need a good end to our story
On Wednesday we're back at Pittodrie
Recent form for the Dons has been tawdry
We should beat the Saints
But easy, it ain't
We need a good end to our story
At the start of the year they were zeroes
Now, here in May, they are heroes
Jim Goodwin's a fud
And Robbo's no dud
We'll be changing our pound notes for Euros
A huge infestation of lice
Was domiciled at Tannadice
Where divisional demotions
Are more than mere notions
Not once, nor twice but now thrice
A good laugh we all got last night
The Pikey’s again proved they’re sh!te
Some went to their forum
With the utmost decorum
By f’uck they didna half bite!
Last edited by pieandbovrilman; 25-05-2023 at 08:06 PM.
There once was a premiership team,
Who's shirts were of bright tangerine.
'Jim'll fix it' they reasoned,
But they kick off next season,
A division below Aberdeen.
(Sook that ya Pikey Jute peg sellin Minks.... Ah posted this up on their page and they can tak it doon if they like cos Ah took a screenshot as proof it was up there even if briefly
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Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 25-05-2023 at 11:37 PM.
So the season has come to a close
But we end with a right bloody nose
The DABs won't come up
And we're winning both cups
Cos I am a mannie that knows
The Jutes’ relegation is sweet
A lovely Spring season treat
They may shout and bawl
But it proves to us all
They’re the second-best club on their street.
There was a team called United
Everytime they played they'd shyte it
At the end of the season down they went
With barely a player who tried to fight it.