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  1. #1
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    On Wednesday we're back at Pittodrie
    Recent form for the Dons has been tawdry
    We should beat the Saints
    But easy, it ain't
    We need a good end to our story

  2. #2
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    At the start of the year they were zeroes
    Now, here in May, they are heroes
    Jim Goodwin's a fud
    And Robbo's no dud
    We'll be changing our pound notes for Euros

  3. #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by swaddon2 View Post
    We'll be changing our pound notes for Euros
    It's confirmed euro football is looming
    Across the channel we'll hopefully be zooming
    Bosnia Herzegovina
    A quick RIP here for Tina
    The red army again will be be booming.

  4. #4
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    A huge infestation of lice
    Was domiciled at Tannadice
    Where divisional demotions
    Are more than mere notions
    Not once, nor twice but now thrice

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    A huge infestation of lice
    Was domiciled at Tannadice
    Where divisional demotions
    Are more than mere notions
    Not once, nor twice but now thrice
    Their deluded fans expected a crown
    But the pjms ended up with a frown
    Their fitba was Shyte
    To everyone's delight
    They are going down down down

  6. #6
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    A good laugh we all got last night
    The Pikey’s again proved they’re sh!te
    Some went to their forum
    With the utmost decorum
    By f’uck they didna half bite!
    Last edited by pieandbovrilman; 25-05-2023 at 08:06 PM.

  7. #7
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    There once was a premiership team,
    Who's shirts were of bright tangerine.
    'Jim'll fix it' they reasoned,
    But they kick off next season,
    A division below Aberdeen.

    (Sook that ya Pikey Jute peg sellin Minks .... Ah posted this up on their page and they can tak it doon if they like cos Ah took a screenshot as proof it was up there even if briefly )
    Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 25-05-2023 at 11:37 PM.

  8. #8
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    So the season has come to a close
    But we end with a right bloody nose
    The DABs won't come up
    And we're winning both cups
    Cos I am a mannie that knows

  9. #9
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    The Jutes’ relegation is sweet
    A lovely Spring season treat
    They may shout and bawl
    But it proves to us all
    They’re the second-best club on their street.

  10. #10
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    There was a team called United
    Everytime they played they'd shyte it
    At the end of the season down they went
    With barely a player who tried to fight it.

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