Hall Of Fame
There is a hun called Dave Murray
He couldnt move in a hurry
Sold the huns for a pound
Craig Whyte said sound
Thats cheaper than chips n curry
Last edited by nice1simmy; 20-04-2023 at 08:22 PM.
Hall Of Fame
Irony’s quite a big word
For the members of that unwashed herd
But for them to complain
About the Dons’ fans refrains
Is that not completely absurd?
Hall Of Fame
There once was a player called Scales
Who wanted to cure the club's ails
"play well" said the boss
He sent in a cross
And all he could hear were some wails
Not my finest work, I must admit.
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There once was a player called Gus
Played footie without frills or fuss
He loved to defend
And so in the end
Signed up for 2 more years with us
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Scottish Cup Semis weekend
A date in our diaries penned?
Our draw was so fair
We could have been there
If Goodwin wasn’t such a bell end.
(Apologies - you’ll need to put the stress on GoodWIN, which is nothing if not ironic)
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Ferguson thought he had blew it
So he sent on the wee Johnny Hewitt
The ba' hit his heid,
A great goal indeed
The gaffer, he knew he would do it
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It’s tough to support AFC
More heartache than moments of glee
And if you are dead
We won’t bounce on your head
But we will always proudly stand free
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At this time whilst our pants we're not ****tin'
it seems so appropriately fittin'
Our team have turned fighters,
inspiring our writers
with some quality limericks written
Hall Of Fame
There was a young gaffer called Robbo
Who was given the Aberdeen jobbo
The club's on the up
We're gonna win the cup
And make all the Weegie tinks sobbo
Hall Of Fame
Happy birthday to God, Willie Miller
Who's younger than auld Phyllis Diller
He's turned 68
And it's never too late
To learn how to keep a chinchilla
Limericks are hard.
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