⚽️ VM Fantasy League 2022/2023 ⚽️

[birminghamborn]

Great report Rosie, must be a first a Captain scoring - 4☹️

[dazzyowen]

Hi guys. I’ve had a mare this season n have had to get my tech savvy 14ur old to sort it out for me and I’ve finally got a team but need a code to enter for tomorrow if you’ll still have me 🙄🤣

[dazzyowen]

Just read all posts n bongo put a code on so think I’ve entered ? 😊 wow imagine the noise if I win now 🤣🤷*♂️

[dazzyowen]

Surely it’s not gonna let me lose another weeks points ? 🤦*♂️

[VillaRosie]

Welcome back Dazzy we have been wondering where you had got to. 🤪😝😛😜

I know Winnie didn’t lock the league initially but suspect she has now.

We just need her to unlock it and then you should hopefully, fingers crossed, gain entry automatically without a code.

[MissWinnie]

Dazzy, go look at the FAO Winnie thread. xx

[MissWinnie]

He who larfs loudest is worth two in the bush wishing upon a star. As incomprehensible as this is, it’s still nothing compared to Winnie’s decision to destroy a well balanced side with a wild card. Well done Winnie poo!

Ha ha fank you! My karmic penance was well and truly paid after I then took a 16 point hit and almost put my team back to what it was! As I write, it's only Dazzy's late arrival that is saving my blushes at being bottom of the League! I am being vewy good today in the hope I'll be rewarded with a Salah hat trick! xx

[MissWinnie]

Hi gang.

Missing Dazzy is now officially back in the VMFL Tribe so I hereby declare that VMFL is formally closed to new entrants for the 22-23 season!

The game properly begins now! Good luck everyone! xx

[VillaRosie]

Dazzy having to jump through hoops but eventually with Winnie’s guidance has made his was back to the VMFL.


Week 3 sees 7 captains given the armband. Not only was Jesus top managers pick with 7 votes on VMFL, apparently he was the most captained player ever in Fantasy League history. So basically with that build up us Jesus managers knew we
hadn’t got a prayer 🙏🏼 of reaping any rewards.


Saying that Salah managers must have been having palpitations until that late goal. 😝🤪😛



1. Salah 16 points - HJ, Nuc, Winnie.

2. Mitrovic/ Haarland/ Kane 12 points - BB, Iwuz, Liam, David, Jesh, TD and Picasso.

5. DeBruyne 10 points - Harry.

6. Jesus 8 points - Gavin, Sam, Rosie, Bongo, Gornal, Dazzy and Oz.

7. Son 6 points - Yubby.




MANAGER OF THE WEEK AWARD 🏆

💥Nuc and McGinn Fizz scoop the award this week with 💥65 bubbling points.

Runner up Liam and Aston Liam with 59 points.

Well played guys. 👏👏👏👏👏




TOP 6💥


👍1. McGinn Fizz.

👉2. Goals Allowed.

👎3. Harribos Fangtastics and Aston Lilla joint 3rd.

👎5. Mings & Ings & Tings.

👎6. Moseley Villans.


Those 65 points sees Nuc elevated to head honcho. 😎

No matter what the carnage around him no one can dislodge Gavin from 2nd place. 😜

Alas the only way is down for our remaining top 6 teams. 👎

Harry and HJ down to joint 3rd. 😳

Sam down to 5th. 😩

BB down to 6th. 💩



RELEGATION 💩

👍17. Cubist Masterpiece.

👎18. Ozstan Villa.

19. Barmy Army.


Picasso channeling his inner Eric ten Hag up to 17th. 😜

Oz slides back unceremoniously to 18th. 😩

Dazzy missing 2 Gameweeks at a huge disadvantage is rock bottom.😱



DRONGO OF THE WEEK 💩


Oz and Ozstan Villa scoop the award yet again with 24 points. 😱



TOKENS

Sam - Wildcard



Gameweek 4

Saturday 27th August

Team sheets in by 11am.




Gameweek 5

Tuesday 30th August.

Team sheets in by 6pm.

[birminghamborn]

Thanks Rosie👏