The best album review ever?

[Sir_Judd]

Coldplay spunked up and created Kasabian.

That's how ****ing bad they all are.

[Jessie_J_cloth]

**** Sandwich?

[chalky-ncfc]

Ive just got back from my sisters who lives in Mansfield,my niece is aged twelve(12)and fancies herself as a bit of a singer but just sings Adele songs and puts no effort into what shes singing,so being the caring uncle that i am i got Futures Islands singing Seasons Change up on Youtube and belted out my own singalong version,i was ace,did the lot,thumping my chest,pulling my T shirt down and even the growling bit to show her how it should be done,they was well impressed as there was a stunned silence at the end as they both stared open mouthed at my mega performance...

Thinking about afterwards i could have just shown the the Youtube clip but i think that i left a lasting impression on them...

[moorlad]

Ive just got back from my sisters who lives in Mansfield,my niece is aged twelve(12)and fancies herself as a bit of a singer but just sings Adele songs and puts no effort into what shes singing,so being the caring uncle that i am i got Futures Islands singing Seasons Change up on Youtube and belted out my own singalong version,i was ace,did the lot,thumping my chest,pulling my T shirt down and even the growling bit to show her how it should be done,they was well impressed as there was a stunned silence at the end as they both stared open mouthed at my mega performance...

Thinking about afterwards i could have just shown the the Youtube clip but i think that i left a lasting impression on them...

You'd best not be shocked if the men in white coats turn up later chalks.

[Nevermore666]

I've just had to google who/what the **** youse are on about. Now I know. Didn't someone post a link few week ago?

[chalky-ncfc]

Ive just got back from my sisters who lives in Mansfield,my niece is aged twelve(12)and fancies herself as a bit of a singer but just sings Adele songs and puts no effort into what shes singing,so being the caring uncle that i am i got Futures Islands singing Seasons Change up on Youtube and belted out my own singalong version,i was ace,did the lot,thumping my chest,pulling my T shirt down and even the growling bit to show her how it should be done,they was well impressed as there was a stunned silence at the end as they both stared open mouthed at my mega performance...

Thinking about afterwards i could have just shown the the Youtube clip but i think that i left a lasting impression on them...

You'd best not be shocked if the men in white coats turn up later chalks.[/quote]

I was honestly expecting a round of applause at the end but there was nothing,just my sister and niece si

[chalky-ncfc]

I've just had to google who/what the **** youse are on about. Now I know. Didn't someone post a link few week ago?

I think that it was Jessie J that put it on here first,its still a great song and performance...

[Nevermore666]

Are you back at work full time chalky lad?

[chalky-ncfc]

No,they wont let me,ive had to start at two(2)hours a day for a week,then four(4)then six(6) then seven and a half(7.5)...

Its a load of rubbish if im honest...

[Nevermore666]

As long as your getting paid...

Watched an episode of hammer house of horror the other night called "the mark of Satan". I thought of you.