Could the takeover be over before its started

[GUNTERYY36]

Anyway...whilst Buspass Nudger was busy shouting at people in the commentary box I actually had a mystery Chinese lady sitting next to me. I interrogated her as politely as I could and she had quite a good cover story. She quizzed me on various things like the design of the club badge, was Celebrity Monkey a 'Barnsley toy?', was I a season ticket holder, where did I live ( shush. Secret ) and had I always been a Barnsley fan and why ( yes ( cough ) and BECAUSE ). She spent the second half texting away in Mandarin with at least one happy face in there so there you are. I just felt I had to behave nicely. Just in case...I mean, you never know.......

Welcome back, Linz. I hope you've done crocheting the bear or whatever it was.

[linzbfc]

I cannot believe you are all still here. Anyway, my monkey is fine, I'm always showing it off in public and whipping it out to take funny photographs. So what should I have asked my Chinese visitor?

[animallittle3]

I cannot believe you are all still here. Anyway, my monkey is fine, I'm always showing it off in public and whipping it out to take funny photographs. So what should I have asked my Chinese visitor?

That it's the year of the monkey and would you like to see mine of course :-) :-)

[Romared]

Showing your monkey off in Public
were you once married to Freddie Couples !!!

[DOOALI]

4 week? is that how long it takes to evict jammy dodger Barry

[SBRed48]

Barry's wife will be buying a new frock for the next Jolly in London as FA guest next weekend. VIP tickets for England-v-Slovakia. Am sure he will represent us very well.

[DOOALI]

Make a change for him from a cup of PG and some broken biscuits off market

[Romared]

Mesta Lee like Bally Tayha

[SBRed48]

Mister Tai La take Mister Lee to London.
They order meat balls in hosin sauce. Mister Lee say these really are the dogs b0ll0cks.
They now bilious.