It's not all gloom and doom. Thanks to Conservative Governments over the past ten years we are able to enjoy the re-emergence of a range of Victorian ailments like rickets, mumps, scurvy, TB, scarlet fever and diphtheria. True to Boris' promise to redistribute wealth, these diseases are enjoyed almost exclusively by the poor.
I look forward to the day when our children will again be sent up chimneys
Onwards and upwards Boris!