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.... but could settle for VPN if the word 'pouch' can feasibly replace 'hammock'![]()
I see that Tinpot Franchise FC has put their home match with Ross County back by 24 hours to see if they can get their plastic pitch, in their Lego ground, in their carpet-bagged location in a fit condition to play. Plant grass, for ****’s sake.
****ing amateurs.
And more lower league standards tin-pottery at Lego Stadium, near Dens Park.
“Areas of the pitch not thawing properly”.
****in amateurs.
Temperatures are forecast to lift from tomorrow to the extent that there’s expressed confidence that Keith v the Goodwillie XI cup tie will go ahead on Tuesday night.
Postponements for icy pitches are a no-go, and make a mockery of top division football standards in the 21st century.
****ing amateurs.
When this sort of tinpot shambles is allowed to affect what is already a difficult season, you’d need the patience of a Saint to put up with it.
Oh, hang on....
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...n-23290697.amp
****in amateurs.
Tremendous cup-tie up the street from the set of Frozen tonight. The bigger team on the street won 3-2 after extra time against Bonnyrigg Rose who were gifted two of the most outrageous fannies’ penalties seen since Sevcovid-12’s last home game.
Great to watch, and not a frozen water crystal to be seen. Good work, TMSTID.
****in pretendy plastic ersatz amateurs 75 yards down the street though. Booooooo.
As per last week.
Livingston is a ****ing tinpot amateur plastic club unfit for purpose.
Fine the ****ing minks until the pips squeak.