Things you never read on a forum

[stokearab]

Celtic and Rangers issued a joint statement
"We recognise that a large number of our supporters are sectarian knuckledraggers and this time we intend to put a stop to it"

Neil Doncaster asked if he could use the quote in his marketing pamphlet.

[GUNBOAT]

We are all feeling guilty and are starting a crowd funder to pay Bill Barr for the twa stands he built and we never paid for.

[GUNBOAT]

Glasgow Rangers boardroom just before the axe fell.

"Eh thought you paid the face painter?."

[Whitfieldarab]

Deeforlife - I would just like to announce that this weekends fundraising activities were a great success and the melt in the mooth tablet,the WAGS calender and various buckets situated in the Bowzer and the Heh Coarner have raised £22 million pounds and we won't be going into administration. We'll done to all.

[marradonna]

Deeforlife - I would just like to announce that this weekends fundraising activities were a great success and the melt in the mooth tablet,the WAGS calender and various buckets situated in the Bowzer and the Heh Coarner have raised £22 million pounds and we won't be going into administration. We'll done to all.

And the winning doag was TRAP 6, Tablet Muncher !!

[Shedboy1971]

"I tell you what this monorail from campy nou is the dogs bollox"

[Shedboy1971]

Any Dee - "i would actually rather we won a trophy than have to talk about claud whittington as our greatest ever moment"

[TerryTheTerror]

There are too many shower cubicles in TheAuldHunStand.

https://twitter.com/hjohnston43/stat...83445773287426

That's civilised. 😮

[stokearab]

Dundee FC are sad to announce that their next home game has been postponed because there's no petrol left for the strimmer.

[A. J]

The Fun organising a send off for their team going to Hampden