To prevent the arch-****tery of repetitive dull match thread titles as much as anything.

Oot - didn’t even apply.

Venue - laptop HDMI’d to the telly. *******s to festive TV.

Pre - lunch and perhaps a libation denied to me today as I’ll be driving tonight.

Post - man Pat

Prediction - a win for the home team, representing a club which shares our opponents’ honour of being the best in our street.