Nice to see you, to see you nice.
Welcome to the Tory Leadership Next Generation Game.
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Now let's see the scores on the doors.
Rishi 101
Penny 83
Liz 64
Kemi 49
Tom 32
Suella 25

So Suella my love, you are leaving us. Have you enjoyed it?
No, it has been utter s­hite. The remaining five could not organize sleaze at a Tory Party Conference.

Give us a twirl, Suella and then f­uck off.