AFC limericks

[57vintage]

Just ordered the new away kit
Some love it some think that it’s sh!t
But one thing’s for sure
For this chubby hoor
It’ll be an extremely tight fit

[Don Julio]

That’s surely some top red points right there!

[swaddon2]

We once had a gaffer named Broon
Who stopped us fae plummeting doon
He steadied the boat
Then he put on his coat
Said "Derek, it's all yours, ma loon"

[NaeMairNeeps]

Looks like Shinnie's aboot tae sign on
Cos, ken? Once a Don always a Don.
Been a while since we happened
tae trust a Dons captain
tae inspire us tae fly like a swan

[swaddon2]

We've just signed a player called Rhys
Who likes jam and bread for his piece
He finished them all
And grew seven foot tall
His ma's favourite movie is Grease

[erchieplum]

There once was a gadgie ca'd neeps
fa wis liked by the stand free board peeps
but despite his great fame
it wis really a shame
that some o his poems didnae rhyme

[NaeMairNeeps]

Of our new man this forum made fun,
cos he wore his hair up in a bun.
When they'd finished up laughin',
the demanded "cut it aff min!"
"It maks ye look worse than a hun!"

[swaddon2]

The fixtures are out for next season
And I just cannot see a reason
Why we won't win the lot
Drinking I have been not
I'm stone cold sober, nae bleezin'

[NaeMairNeeps]

(Reply tae swaddon2 )

If drinkin' is nae your excuse,
Then somebody's been spikin your juice.
Tho' refreshingly cool,
that your glass is half full,
I suspect a few screws have come loose

[swaddon2]

Joe Lewis has hung up his gloves
To do something else that he loves
He could take up baking
Or model 'plane making
Or maybe he'll start breeding doves