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  1. #1
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    Correction ... (why the fvck did Ah decide his name wis George?? ... Senior moment )

    GMS and the rest o' his team,
    toddled ower tae the Clyde for sweem
    GARY cried here goes nuthin
    his mates ran aff laughin
    Leavin GARY tae flap an' blaspheme

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    I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swaddon2 View Post
    I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.
    Ah can live wi that

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    Today the Dons picked up a draw
    The performance was less than braw
    The players were lucky
    Lucky, lucky, lucky
    As Kylie Minogue used to craw

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    Today the dandies were ****e
    No passion, no talent, no fight
    But thanks to the VAR
    Came away with a dra’
    To leave us all feeling alright

  6. #6
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    A passionate fitba fan am I,
    Though ma underwear's generally dry
    But the thrashin' o' the huns
    caused the splooshin' o' ma punts ...
    ...
    ...
    ....
    ...
    ... oot o' laughter fae tears Ah did cry

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    The morn we face Hacken BK,
    Though, lookin at the clock, it's today!
    If we win we'll be jumpin'
    but result o' a pumpin'
    means Duk an' Miovski away

    (ye heard it here first ... if it gets heard )

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    Unlike Sunday, Ah hope we're revived
    Unlike PSV, we winna score five,
    jist one mair than them'
    Ah'll shout oot 'at's the gemme'
    "Tae the better group stage we've arrived!"

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    There once was a team called Hacken
    Who really were there for the takin
    But the dons shat it again
    Europa league doon the drain
    But conference still in the makin

  10. #10
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    Last night was a cracking display
    Of the football the Dons want to play
    But we’re soft at the back
    A new Rama we lack
    So it all ended up in dismay

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