AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Correction ... (why the fvck did Ah decide his name wis George?? ... Senior moment )

GMS and the rest o' his team,
toddled ower tae the Clyde for sweem
GARY cried here goes nuthin
his mates ran aff laughin
Leavin GARY tae flap an' blaspheme

[swaddon2]

I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

Ah can live wi that

[swaddon2]

Today the Dons picked up a draw
The performance was less than braw
The players were lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
As Kylie Minogue used to craw

[Don Julio]

Today the dandies were ****e
No passion, no talent, no fight
But thanks to the VAR
Came away with a dra’
To leave us all feeling alright

[NaeMairNeeps]

A passionate fitba fan am I,
Though ma underwear's generally dry
But the thrashin' o' the huns
caused the splooshin' o' ma punts ...
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....
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... oot o' laughter fae tears Ah did cry

[NaeMairNeeps]

The morn we face Hacken BK,
Though, lookin at the clock, it's today!
If we win we'll be jumpin'
but result o' a pumpin'
means Duk an' Miovski away

(ye heard it here first ... if it gets heard )

[NaeMairNeeps]

Unlike Sunday, Ah hope we're revived
Unlike PSV, we winna score five,
jist one mair than them'
Ah'll shout oot 'at's the gemme'
"Tae the better group stage we've arrived!"

[blowupsheep]

There once was a team called Hacken
Who really were there for the takin
But the dons shat it again
Europa league doon the drain
But conference still in the makin

[Don Julio]

Last night was a cracking display
Of the football the Dons want to play
But we’re soft at the back
A new Rama we lack
So it all ended up in dismay