Breaking News - New Stadium and Training Facilities

[NewOrleansRed]

Is one of them going to be top secret? By that I mean will it be surrounded by tarpaulins so enemy 'spies' (dirty Leeds will have given everybody ideas) can't see what state of the art and innovative tactics we're working on before big games.

Even with tarpaulins screening the pitch we've still got the problem of drones filming from above. Maybe we could train some of the famous flying swans from nearby Muir of Ord to attack and destroy them ��

Trained flying swans are expensive and Dicky Donald would roll over in his sensibly priced grave at the thought of us potentially damaging trained flying attack swans. Train the swans to fire tiny crossbows with their feet. Keeps the swans safe, and you can poison tip the darts when Hun scouts come to town.

[Pacman1903]

Is one of them going to be top secret? By that I mean will it be surrounded by tarpaulins so enemy 'spies' (dirty Leeds will have given everybody ideas) can't see what state of the art and innovative tactics we're working on before big games.

Even with tarpaulins screening the pitch we've still got the problem of drones filming from above. Maybe we could train some of the famous flying swans from nearby Muir of Ord to attack and destroy them 🤔

It would have to be a bloody high tarpaulin to hide our long high hoofballs

[Mason89]

Trained flying swans are expensive and Dicky Donald would roll over in his sensibly priced grave at the thought of us potentially damaging trained flying attack swans. Train the swans to fire tiny crossbows with their feet. Keeps the swans safe, and you can poison tip the darts when Hun scouts come to town.

You can’t train a swan to fly. It would be like trying to train Calvin Zola to play football. Impossible

[StandfreeFM]

Is one of them going to be top secret? By that I mean will it be surrounded by tarpaulins so enemy 'spies' (dirty Leeds will have given everybody ideas) can't see what state of the art and innovative tactics we're working on before big games.

Even with tarpaulins screening the pitch we've still got the problem of drones filming from above. Maybe we could train some of the arctic ducks from nearby Muir of Ord to attack and destroy them 🤔

fify

[afc1903mad]

nabbed fae twitter

[Devanha Red]

In fact having conducted an online search it looks like Muir of Ord Is in the Highlands somewhere. So any of you local lads ken where I'm on about? It was a fairly big pond on a back road between Peterculter and Mason Lodge. There used to be swans settled in the pond, could of sworn it was Muir of Ord but computer says no. Ord dam maybe?

I've not been there for about 45 years mind you. Google maps shows no ponds so maybe it dried up or got built over 🤔

[The_Moog]

Is the medical bitty getting named after Paul Bernard.

The Ian Durrant treatment room has a certain ring to it...

[sheepcrooky]

Nah min, just back from the pub watching it.
Damn unlucky not to get an away goal, they tried hard enough.

I agree with the handclap thing.
Bloody impressive when the Icelanders were doing it, but leave it to them please.

Iceland copied it from Motherwell. Must have been after some Europa league game, but they admit they copied 2p in the £.

[NewOrleansRed]

You can’t train a swan to fly. It would be like trying to train Calvin Zola to play football. Impossible

I anticipated this response. Which is why a 6 point plan has been sent to the AFC board outlining the need for tiny helicopters for the swans to pilot after extensive training at the secret base Milne has under his house. The 4th point is “why the **** did you sign Ash Taylor?” And not Swan related but it had to go in there. Project Don Swan is will have Craigie Broon all excited and signing the Sash with a mouthful of loving cup before you know it.

[NewOrleansRed]

Surely the whole thing should have been named after Teddy Scott?