AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

I find myself short of ideas
Perhaps cos it’s no fun to be us
We just need a spark
Of hope on the park
To unleash the creative juices

[mondo_notion]

For the travelling fans not too far
Mostly by plane but some go by car
We'll give it a shot
Away goals? A lot
Big Bazza will say wunderbar.

[swaddon2]

Right now Barry's Dandies are sh!te
For Frankfurt, we're all full of fright
But da worry, lad
It isnae that bad
In Deutschland we'll have a good night

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ahead o' oor game in the Conference,
Lately, results have nae inspired confidence.
Will our fortunes advance?
Will we skitter oor pants?
Happy clappers ownin' up tae incontinence?

[NaeMairNeeps]

There once was a Dandy called Hermann,
Who excelled in the field o' sheep fermin.
In preparin his cattle,
were aa fit for travel,
had them learn tae say 'stand free' in German

[Don Julio]

I tell myself it doesn’t really matter
That Eintracht are much further up the ladder
Of money and success
If we just play our best
And yet I feel a loosening of my bladder

[Don Julio]

Weel, there’s nae urine in ma panty
Feels like we just upped the ante
Legs like a foal
But a cracking first goal
From the college boy ca’d Dante

[swaddon2]

A league win at last for the Reds
It was worth getting oot of our beds
But lose in midweek
And we're back up sh*t creek
Unless we then batter the Teds

[davydook]

So Cannawin went to United
The Arabs got awfy excited
But he got them demoted
They'll no get promoted
And everyone else is delighted

[swaddon2]

The Dandies have battered the Bears
No-one likes them, but they dinna care
Their arses were skelpit
Just like against Celtic
They're crying "It just isnae fair"!