The Derby board has got so bloody boring.

[Romanis]

WE have loads mate, we're like a super power when it comes to these things. They are like WMD's, you know we've got em but we ain't telling you where they are. You just crap yourself at the thought fella.
All they are waiting for is a word from Field Marshall Angry and they will be all over you like flies on a dog turd...

Well you may be a Field Marshal Angry, but in this board, I'm the Major.


Major Balls-up!!!

[essexred52]

basie me old mucker or should I say awks I missed your latest wind up. never one to shy away from telling you your a prat am I . so ere goes the derby board is fine perhaps you would like to stand
for moderator as you did on here during your purges last year when you barred nearly everyone ? you should post more often on derby board we all enjoy your wit . by way how is your ward in the asylum these days. if your lonely tricky says he can pop round with his Alsatian for a bite . anyway mate im sure you will have to returns to your cell as its locking in time all best southern or southerly as you call me . I just love it . ps im going to city ground for the game any chance for a beer or two.

Capital letters/Your,you're/question marks, punctuation/spelling

2/10 see me

Are you sur

[essexred52]

Blimey... One attack by us sheep shaggers and you lot are all falling apart. Infighting everywhere, marriage break ups.. Bitch fights.
Love it... Are you lot Italian by any chance?? Except you of course Mr Polish.

It's only me and Southern by the way. Southern recon and you've bottled. No need to bring out the big guns from Derbyshire yet eh.

Pmsl@ you Angry. I wish they was all as good as you and Southern.

Too many of your crew have vanished as of late. Your board is very dead, compared to a couple of months ago. We'd like to see you lot on here more please. Even the village idiot, that is UTR.(Just don't let him breed with Es***. We could end up with a super idiot, who may end up in parliament)

So like Rattys head. "all that glitters is bald"[/quoteEven the village idiot, that is UTR.(Just don't let him breed with Es***. We could end up with a super idiot, who may

[Romanis]

Es*** having a word with someone, now that's a new one.

Is there something fishy going on in the UK? First Trickytreesreds talking about politics then becoming a bit touchy and Basie trying to be humorous and now ER getting upset.

This might be the start of the Apocalypse! !

[RedBasie]

Sorry Angry your anger is like a tea bag used for the sixth time, rather diluted . I didn't realize you had started, I thought that you were still waiting for the 45th Sheep Brigade to come over the hill to your aid.

[AngryRam]

Sorry Angry your anger is like a tea bag used for the sixth time, rather diluted . I didn't realize you had started, I thought that you were still waiting for the 45th Sheep Brigade to come over the hill to your aid.

Poor, marks out of 10... 3 !!
If you are resorting to the diluted teabag envelope there is not much left..

Where's Tricky?? More competition, this is too easy otherwise.

RedBasie ????? RedFace more like

[AngryRam]

Basie is this you?


You dogs do make me larf..

[AngryRam]

Or your alter ego??


I'm gonna get banned soon..

[essexred52]

Sorry Angry your anger is like a tea bag used for the sixth time, rather diluted . I didn't realize you had started, I thought that you were still waiting for the 45th Sheep Brigade to come over the hill to your aid.

Poor, marks out of 10... 3 !!
If you are resorting to the diluted teabag envelope there is not much left..

Where's Tricky?? More competition, this is too easy otherwise.

RedBasie ????? RedFace more like
[/quote]Where's Tricky??*
Probably in a library somewhere so he can be the new Russel Brand

[Romanis]

Or your alter ego??


I'm gonna get banned soon..

You're lucky, my ban button has a malfunction.