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When he signs, I wonder if it will be the sign of the cross?
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23-01-2015, 12:55 PM #41
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The hype this thread is causing. Wow. Anyone would think this guy is the second coming.
Let's hope he turns out to be a revelation.
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23-01-2015, 01:03 PM #42
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23-01-2015, 02:02 PM #43
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Lets hope he is able to hold the opposition in the psalm of his hand..
I will get my coat..
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23-01-2015, 02:21 PM #44
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don't want to seem like I'm preaching but it'll be a miracle if he joins us. God knows, we need a good defender to resurrect our fortunes. If he saves us from mediocrity we'll be in rapture.
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23-01-2015, 02:34 PM #45
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I just think this is a testament to our great scouting network.
I suppose even Forest fans must agree that signing Jesus is one step better than bringing in Judas from them a few years back. He could be a real star.
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23-01-2015, 03:01 PM #46
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I wonder if he will be able to tie his ass to a tree and walk into Pride Park?
My coat is already on
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23-01-2015, 03:09 PM #47
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I have been told by a VERY reputable source that a fee has been agreed.
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23-01-2015, 03:10 PM #48
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30 pieces of silver.
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23-01-2015, 04:07 PM #49
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I understand John Vicars was holy instrumental in bringing him to us. I heard it was his soul mission to sign him because he is a great pastor of the ball as well as being an orthodox defender who can deal with crosses.
Now he is coming I hope he plays and is not here in spirit, but he does not have a divine right to play every week. I believe Hebrews a great cup of tea religiously every day, whilst listening to Genesis, Deacon Blue and Black Sabbath on his ipod.
I hope his first game is not a baptism of fire and if he does not play well at first and causes a bit of a messiah up the pitch, have faith in him because I have heard he has a canon of a shot in him and can head a ball much father than anyone else. He must, however, listen to his elders to guide him. He says he is looking forward to playing at the Priestfield stadium sometime, but I don’t think he has a prayer of that for a while.
Who will sacrifice their position in the team though? If we go up it will be salvation
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23-01-2015, 04:23 PM #50
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I wouldn't take that as gospel OTR.
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